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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Frankenbuddha - Apr 13, 2005 5:40:19 am PDT #7542 of 10000

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Shrift in Natter. Apparently, she was bored:

It's only 10:30am and already I'm so painfully bored. But apparently not bored enough to read the e-mail the help desk guy keeps forwarding me, because apparently helping people does not fall under his purview as help desk guy.

Except it turns out I am that bored, and help desk guy doesn't know how to use the site he's technical support for, which no doubt explains why he's always passing stuff off on me.

Somewhere out there, some monkeys just finished typing King Lear.

beathen - Apr 13, 2005 8:06:35 am PDT #7543 of 10000

Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

In Bitches:

Ginger:

Not only is there M&M slash

tommyrot:

No there isn't.

Or, I choose to believe there isn't.

I mean, they have no genitalia. So what could it be? (Besides bondage.)

"C'mere, Green. I'll make you melt in my mouth...."

Trudy Booth - Apr 13, 2005 8:44:14 am PDT #7544 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

sumi: I owe the State of Illinois $1.00. I work for the State. Why can't they make it even? Why? So annoying.

Tom Scola: It sounds like you need to steal a couple of pens from work, sumi.

Fred Pete - Apr 13, 2005 9:24:02 am PDT #7545 of 10000

Ann, that's a ferret.

Typo fun by a poster whom I'll allow the option of remaining (relatively) anonymous in B&A1:

Apparently, Osiris agreed with me, as he gave her a die job in the process of raising her from the dead.

Steph L. - Apr 13, 2005 2:23:30 pm PDT #7546 of 10000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

In Bitches, during some bible discussion:

askye: Oh! I forgot about the Noah incest, but that wasn't as bad, I mean, he took his sons in law and daughters in law, so yes there was some inbreeding but that's not as bad as Adam and Eve's children getting it on with each other.

So this is where VC Andrews got her story ideas.

Topic!Cindy - Apr 14, 2005 4:55:27 am PDT #7547 of 10000

What is even happening?

context free, because it's funnier as a Universal Buffistaism

connie neil: Getting annoyed about [it] to the point of forcing debates and votes strikes me as the most trivial use of post time I can imagine.

ita: I don't know if this is the right crowd to issue even a vague sort of challenge to.

Pix - Apr 14, 2005 6:55:38 am PDT #7548 of 10000

We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

This just made me really happy.

Betsy HP: Princess tickytickytickyticky tickybox, Princess tickytickytickyticky tickybox, she's a cutie sweet patootie and her name just rocks, Princess tickytickytickyticky tickybox.

Betsy HP - Apr 14, 2005 6:56:45 am PDT #7549 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

Earworms for everybody!

Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 14, 2005 7:40:00 am PDT #7550 of 10000

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

In Natter:

Wolfram: Anybody ever had a phone interview? Any last minute tips?

tommyrot: Say as if to someone in the room, "Bring me a Pepsi." Then play a recording of a Cylon saying, "By your command."

Kalshane - Apr 14, 2005 9:20:41 am PDT #7551 of 10000

GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

In Natter:

shrift: Big Boss sent out a chastising e-mail this morning informing us that breaks are a privilege, and that we are not to treat them as "social events."

When on break, I shall comply with his wishes by treating my coworkers like hostile inmates.

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