What show was it in reference to?
Jenny ,'Bring On The Night'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Tim Minear's new show, The Inside.
Wolfram, in Jossverse, referring to The Dark Knight Strikes Again
My 5 year old saw me reading it and recognized the emblem (she's a huge batman fan.) She couldn't understand that there was batman for kids, and then batman for grownups, and no, she couldn't read daddy's book. What is the appropriate age to shatter a child's heroes?
juliana: My mom sings all. the. time. It's like being in my own private Rogers & Hammerstein hell.
Lilty, in Bitches, on the so-moldy-it-can-walk bread in her kitchen:
It could be like my carrier pigeon, only, you know, bread. I wonder if it could go to work for me, too? I'll send it with a note.
Dear Place of Employment,
I am sending this moldy loaf of bread to serve in my place. I believe you will find it as, if not more, productive, useful, and charasmatic as myself. As you see, it also possesses abundant growth potential.
Sincerely, Lilty.
hayden in Movies:
Hey, gates to hell are notoriously finicky, especially when they're located in a charming 3/2 New England fixer-upper.
Shrift in Natter. Apparently, she was bored:
It's only 10:30am and already I'm so painfully bored. But apparently not bored enough to read the e-mail the help desk guy keeps forwarding me, because apparently helping people does not fall under his purview as help desk guy.
Except it turns out I am that bored, and help desk guy doesn't know how to use the site he's technical support for, which no doubt explains why he's always passing stuff off on me.
Somewhere out there, some monkeys just finished typing King Lear.
In Bitches:
Ginger:
Not only is there M&M slash
tommyrot:
No there isn't.
Or, I choose to believe there isn't.
I mean, they have no genitalia. So what could it be? (Besides bondage.)
"C'mere, Green. I'll make you melt in my mouth...."
sumi: I owe the State of Illinois $1.00. I work for the State. Why can't they make it even? Why? So annoying.
Tom Scola: It sounds like you need to steal a couple of pens from work, sumi.
Typo fun by a poster whom I'll allow the option of remaining (relatively) anonymous in B&A1:
Apparently, Osiris agreed with me, as he gave her a die job in the process of raising her from the dead.