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You turned evil a lot faster than I thought you would.

Angel ,'Just Rewards (2)'

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Frankenbuddha - Apr 06, 2005 4:40:38 am PDT #7525 of 10000

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

From the music thread - Alicia K with the set up:

I dig their cover of "Beat on the Brat" because really, where else can you hear a Nobel Peace Prize nominee sing with such glee:

Beat on the brat

Beat on the brat with a baseball bat, oh yeah!

And Gandalfe with the follow through, so to speak:

You obviously don't spend a lot of time at Jimmy Carter's house . . . .

Cashmere - Apr 07, 2005 2:25:47 pm PDT #7526 of 10000

Now tagless for your comfort.

From Bureaucracy:

Aimeé

Seekrit Canadian Cabal!!!

Sue

Adding extra u's to tou wourds.

Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 08, 2005 8:02:41 am PDT #7527 of 10000

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

In Movies:

Jim: Also Armageddon! You can't argue with Armageddon! .

Frankenbuddha: That's it - Jim gets the Clockwork Orange treatment with the animal cracker scene on endless loop.

Scrappy - Apr 08, 2005 8:04:24 am PDT #7528 of 10000

Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

The wise Brenda M. in Natter:

Today I need to decide what I want for lunch before I go out. Yesterday I tried the "walk around until I figure out what I want" method, and it turned out what I wanted was two new pairs of shoes.

Deena - Apr 08, 2005 9:39:47 am PDT #7529 of 10000

How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Topic!Cindy: My totem animal is roadkill.

Hil R. - Apr 08, 2005 3:27:23 pm PDT #7530 of 10000

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

tommyrot, in Natter:

The friend of my friend is my enemy.

Wait, that's not right.

So friend = 1 and enemy = -1.

That way, friend of a friend = friend² = 1 = friend.

Enemy of my enemy = enemy² = 1 = friend.

And enemy of my friend = -1 * 1 = -1 = enemy.

Beverly - Apr 08, 2005 10:40:27 pm PDT #7531 of 10000

Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Weremonkey Threadkiller in Firefly--

Joss made the show for me. I can prove this.

It only appears on my own personal TV. Guerilla posters for the movie only occur in my own personal coffee stop. My imaginary Buffista internet respondents only occur on my own personal computer.

Quod frickin' erat demonstrandum.

Theodosia - Apr 09, 2005 11:52:05 am PDT #7532 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Threadkiller was on a roll:

There was a guerilla FF poster (Mal, "Outlaw SF!") on the wall in my coffee stop this morning.

In the middle-of-no-fucking-where-Wisconsin.

I imagine an Amish kid with a secret bubble-jet printer sneaking out to the local caffeine-soaked pit of sin to pimp his secret vice. Go, Amish Kid! Get your sin on!

DavidS - Apr 09, 2005 2:03:44 pm PDT #7533 of 10000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

eta: Pfft. I got no brain cells.

SailAweigh - Apr 10, 2005 9:16:04 am PDT #7534 of 10000

Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Allyson in Minearverse:

I'm over my bitter breakup with Buffy and this is my first big crush since then, where I'm having those silly fantasies about kissing the new new crush in a movie theatre and wondering what our babies will look like. The OC, Wonderfalls, Rescue Me, were all earth-shattering one-night-stands along the way and I'm grateful for them, (notice I didn't mention Firefly, which I now realize was an unhealthy abusive relationship with a pretty boy with a pinup girl tattoo on his shoulder and six pack abs who smacked me around and then bought me flowers), but this baby is I think twu wuv. I'm shaving my legs for it, and popping Certs in case it decides to kiss me and feel me up.

Either this is an apt metaphor, or a sign that I should start dating again.

We need to put this up as our new header, IJS.

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