Xander: Hey, Red. What you got in the basket, little girl? Buffy: Weapons.

Xander/Buffy ,'Help'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Theodosia - Mar 14, 2005 2:45:29 am PST #7421 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Jesse:

Oh, I think I may get this whole "woobie" thing, finally. It's when you want to say, "You just come over here with me, baby. Mama's going to make it better," like that, right?


Pix - Mar 14, 2005 5:54:40 am PST #7422 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Brand new Buffista Almare with the set up and Tep with the followthrough in Natter:

Almare: I thought being a Buffista means you don't go to heaven. You go to a Buffista heaven

Tep: Also known as the Special Hell.


deborah grabien - Mar 14, 2005 10:44:06 am PST #7423 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

AnneW in Great Write:

It's always fun to torture fictional strangers.


Trudy Booth - Mar 14, 2005 11:35:38 am PST #7424 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

DavidS: SAN FRANCISCO - A judge ruled Monday that California can no longer justify limiting marriage to a man and a woman, a legal milestone that if upheld on appeal would pave the way for the nation's most populous state to follow Massachusetts in allowing same-sex couples to wed.

Go us! Though, this would be a lot more important if this decision came down in Alabama. Still, I got no complaints about being on the vanguard of essential civil rights decisions.

connie neil: Alabama doesn't allow vibrators, they're not going to be first in this battle.


Pix - Mar 14, 2005 12:07:42 pm PST #7425 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Bureaucracy at its finest (edited because it kept getting funnier):

DXMachina: It's up. And yet nobody seems to be posting.

P.M. Marcontell: You didn't linky dinky in the old one.

Jon B.: DX is still stinging over the fallout from the last linky-dink.

DXMachina: Bite me.

Frankenbuddha: It's a stompie smackdown. And it's hella amusing.

DXMachina: Pipe down, Frank, unless you want your user name changed to something really unfortunate.

something really unfortunate:
whimpers

I'll be good.

Sean K: I knew it was only a matter of time before DX went mad with power.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 14, 2005 12:56:02 pm PST #7426 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

You should mention that DX turned my user name into "something really unfortunate" for a time.


Pix - Mar 14, 2005 1:26:49 pm PST #7427 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Change made, Frank (or should I call you "SRU"?). Toooo funny, the stompie war.

Please don't smite me.


DXMachina - Mar 14, 2005 2:58:09 pm PST #7428 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Nevermind. Natter.


Jesse - Mar 14, 2005 4:01:48 pm PST #7429 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Allyson: I think I would like to change my username to TEH CUTEST

KristinT: Wow.

I never thought anyone could make me sit in Bureaucracy and hit "refresh".


DCJensen - Mar 14, 2005 6:42:47 pm PST #7430 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Connie Neil, in Bitches:

In my house, there's never a sword or dagger more than three steps away from any place in the house. Yes, that includes the bathroom.