Jesse:
Oh, I think I may get this whole "woobie" thing, finally. It's when you want to say, "You just come over here with me, baby. Mama's going to make it better," like that, right?
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Jesse:
Oh, I think I may get this whole "woobie" thing, finally. It's when you want to say, "You just come over here with me, baby. Mama's going to make it better," like that, right?
Brand new Buffista Almare with the set up and Tep with the followthrough in Natter:
Almare: I thought being a Buffista means you don't go to heaven. You go to a Buffista heaven
Tep: Also known as the Special Hell.
AnneW in Great Write:
It's always fun to torture fictional strangers.
DavidS: SAN FRANCISCO - A judge ruled Monday that California can no longer justify limiting marriage to a man and a woman, a legal milestone that if upheld on appeal would pave the way for the nation's most populous state to follow Massachusetts in allowing same-sex couples to wed.
Go us! Though, this would be a lot more important if this decision came down in Alabama. Still, I got no complaints about being on the vanguard of essential civil rights decisions.
connie neil: Alabama doesn't allow vibrators, they're not going to be first in this battle.
Bureaucracy at its finest (edited because it kept getting funnier):
DXMachina: It's up. And yet nobody seems to be posting.
P.M. Marcontell: You didn't linky dinky in the old one.
Jon B.: DX is still stinging over the fallout from the last linky-dink.
DXMachina: Bite me.
Frankenbuddha: It's a stompie smackdown. And it's hella amusing.
DXMachina: Pipe down, Frank, unless you want your user name changed to something really unfortunate.
something really unfortunate:
whimpers
I'll be good.
Sean K: I knew it was only a matter of time before DX went mad with power.
You should mention that DX turned my user name into "something really unfortunate" for a time.
Change made, Frank (or should I call you "SRU"?). Toooo funny, the stompie war.
Please don't smite me.
Nevermind. Natter.
Allyson: I think I would like to change my username to TEH CUTEST
KristinT: Wow.
I never thought anyone could make me sit in Bureaucracy and hit "refresh".
Connie Neil, in Bitches:
In my house, there's never a sword or dagger more than three steps away from any place in the house. Yes, that includes the bathroom.