I'll just jump in my time machine, go back to the twelfth century, and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophesy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show.

Giles ,'Selfless'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


DCJensen - Mar 14, 2005 6:42:47 pm PST #7430 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Connie Neil, in Bitches:

In my house, there's never a sword or dagger more than three steps away from any place in the house. Yes, that includes the bathroom.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 15, 2005 2:40:31 am PST #7431 of 10000
What is even happening?

Susan: I was afraid it was too clinical or too cliche or too much or not enough or something. But they liked it! One group member, J (female) suggested I tone down one part that she thought was too much too soon, and A (male) said, "The upper half of my body agrees with you, but the lower half likes the way it's written."


Trudy Booth - Mar 15, 2005 7:11:40 am PST #7432 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Jon B.: Who among us does not enjoy monkeys?!

Ginger: Gus.


Pix - Mar 15, 2005 7:25:06 am PST #7433 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I include myself only for the set-up in Natter:

KristinT: I recently saw four different varieties of boots in a shoe store that were made to look like boots with leg warmers pulled over them. Do you remember those boots? They're even worse than actually pulling leg warmers over a pair of boots. Outside your acid washed jeans. Excuse me, I think I need to go throw up a little.

Jesse: They have the sweatshirt with attached button-up-shirt collar again, too.

Juliana: Do you hear that Fezzik? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that sound when the Lacoste shirts turned up their collars. The fashion world makes it now.


Trudy Booth - Mar 15, 2005 9:24:53 am PST #7434 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Shrift: When you stop to consider that it's nearly impossible to step into a department store and easily find jeans that aren't hip-huggers, a shirt without 3/4 sleeves, and shoes that aren't UGG boots, I take it as proof that our evil alien overlords are just fucking with us by making the ugliest SIM skins they can think up.


Betsy HP - Mar 15, 2005 9:30:57 am PST #7435 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

ita: I think sex is more complicated than death.

Hell, we'll all die some day, but not everyone manages to get laid.


Pix - Mar 15, 2005 12:14:00 pm PST #7436 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Jessica's tagline: March 2005 -- weather by Tim Minear


Deena - Mar 15, 2005 1:23:20 pm PST #7437 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

brenda m. in Natter: My vengeful wrath will be sated on the blood of the current generation - that's just the kind of giving person I am.


Ginger - Mar 15, 2005 1:31:08 pm PST #7438 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

In Natter

Jessica, quoting a fundamentalist website: "Enter the Antichrist Slideshow!"

Connie Neil: "Win fabulous prizes!"


Beverly - Mar 15, 2005 9:06:54 pm PST #7439 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Gudanov in Natter:

Isn't caffeine the engine of productivity? What will happen to the economy without caffeine? What about customer service? Do you want to call Dell's customer support and hear "Brrrraaaaaiiiiiiiinnnns"? Okay, bad example, I doubt Dell's customer support is actually in this country. How about calling IB....okay another bad example. How about calling your state agen....Okay, that might be another bad example. I can't think, I need caffeine.