I like books. I just don't want to take on too much. Do they have an introduction to the modern blurb?

Buffy ,'Lessons'


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Trudy Booth - Mar 14, 2005 11:35:38 am PST #7424 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

DavidS: SAN FRANCISCO - A judge ruled Monday that California can no longer justify limiting marriage to a man and a woman, a legal milestone that if upheld on appeal would pave the way for the nation's most populous state to follow Massachusetts in allowing same-sex couples to wed.

Go us! Though, this would be a lot more important if this decision came down in Alabama. Still, I got no complaints about being on the vanguard of essential civil rights decisions.

connie neil: Alabama doesn't allow vibrators, they're not going to be first in this battle.


Pix - Mar 14, 2005 12:07:42 pm PST #7425 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Bureaucracy at its finest (edited because it kept getting funnier):

DXMachina: It's up. And yet nobody seems to be posting.

P.M. Marcontell: You didn't linky dinky in the old one.

Jon B.: DX is still stinging over the fallout from the last linky-dink.

DXMachina: Bite me.

Frankenbuddha: It's a stompie smackdown. And it's hella amusing.

DXMachina: Pipe down, Frank, unless you want your user name changed to something really unfortunate.

something really unfortunate:
whimpers

I'll be good.

Sean K: I knew it was only a matter of time before DX went mad with power.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 14, 2005 12:56:02 pm PST #7426 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

You should mention that DX turned my user name into "something really unfortunate" for a time.


Pix - Mar 14, 2005 1:26:49 pm PST #7427 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Change made, Frank (or should I call you "SRU"?). Toooo funny, the stompie war.

Please don't smite me.


DXMachina - Mar 14, 2005 2:58:09 pm PST #7428 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Nevermind. Natter.


Jesse - Mar 14, 2005 4:01:48 pm PST #7429 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Allyson: I think I would like to change my username to TEH CUTEST

KristinT: Wow.

I never thought anyone could make me sit in Bureaucracy and hit "refresh".


DCJensen - Mar 14, 2005 6:42:47 pm PST #7430 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Connie Neil, in Bitches:

In my house, there's never a sword or dagger more than three steps away from any place in the house. Yes, that includes the bathroom.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 15, 2005 2:40:31 am PST #7431 of 10000
What is even happening?

Susan: I was afraid it was too clinical or too cliche or too much or not enough or something. But they liked it! One group member, J (female) suggested I tone down one part that she thought was too much too soon, and A (male) said, "The upper half of my body agrees with you, but the lower half likes the way it's written."


Trudy Booth - Mar 15, 2005 7:11:40 am PST #7432 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Jon B.: Who among us does not enjoy monkeys?!

Ginger: Gus.


Pix - Mar 15, 2005 7:25:06 am PST #7433 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I include myself only for the set-up in Natter:

KristinT: I recently saw four different varieties of boots in a shoe store that were made to look like boots with leg warmers pulled over them. Do you remember those boots? They're even worse than actually pulling leg warmers over a pair of boots. Outside your acid washed jeans. Excuse me, I think I need to go throw up a little.

Jesse: They have the sweatshirt with attached button-up-shirt collar again, too.

Juliana: Do you hear that Fezzik? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that sound when the Lacoste shirts turned up their collars. The fashion world makes it now.