In Natter:
DavidS: Yeowtch! Just gave myself a file folder cut that's bleeding everywhere. No bandaids so I've had to Macgyver it with a napkin and tape.
tommyrot: But on the plus side, you can now use your finger to crack a safe.
And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?
Mal ,'The Train Job'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Pix - Mar 09, 2005 4:34:33 pm PST #7402 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
Theodosia - Mar 10, 2005 5:27:37 am PST #7403 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Huh? Nobody COMM'd this?
Gandalfe in Movies:
Michael Bay movieI miss you more then Michael Bay missed the mark
When he made Pearl Harbor
I miss you more than that movie missed the point
And that’s an awful lot girl
And now, now you’ve gone away
And all I’m trying to say is
Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss youI need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school
He was terrible in that film
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part
He’s way better than Ben Affleck
And now all I can think about is your smile
and that shitty movie too
Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss youWhy does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked
Just a little bit more than I miss you
§ ita § - Mar 10, 2005 5:28:39 am PST #7404 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Well, not so much Gandalfe as Parker and Stone.
Theodosia - Mar 10, 2005 5:30:25 am PST #7405 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Oh wait -- he was quoting them? I thought he was filking something they'd wrote about something else.
Still brilliant, and apt for the Movies thread. I'll leave it up, I guess.
Ginger - Mar 10, 2005 12:03:46 pm PST #7406 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
ita in Natter:
Money only rents happiness, Citibank tells me.
Am I not entitled to happiness just because I can't afford a downpayment? Bastards.
Wolfram - Mar 10, 2005 1:44:40 pm PST #7407 of 10000
Visilurking
Drive-by COMMing (because many of us can so relate):
KristinT in Natter: In the girls' bathroom at school, there are the usual scrawled messages on the stall walls. "Your a f*cking c*nt bitch" is on one of the doors in dark marker that shows through coats of paint. As a teacher, I should be offended by this profanity. Instead I fight the urge to bring a sharpie in and correct the "your".
This may be an indication that I have issues.
Connie Neil - Mar 10, 2005 7:36:02 pm PST #7408 of 10000
brillig
StuntHusband in Bitches, in what I believe is his debut COMM
You see what kind of help I'm saddled with? Girls who Giggle and Blow Things Up.
-t - Mar 11, 2005 8:06:34 am PST #7409 of 10000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
MFNLaw in Buffy and Angel
(20 years in the future)
Yes, buffista!sprog, we combined 2 show threads into one, mixing related universes that had completely different feels, and in the process ensuring that Buffy and Angel are together forever. Now, darling, why don't you be a dear and see if there are any new messages in Buffy and Angel 53: BUFFYNANGLESTILL2GETHA!!!!!1! HA!!!!!!! I'll go see if the cookie dough is finished baking.
DXMachina - Mar 11, 2005 9:41:01 am PST #7410 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
The debate about titles continues in Buffy and Angel:
connie neil: Hm, sounds like time to propose a new thread: Real Words Spelled Correctly!
ita: Wrod.
DXMachina - Mar 11, 2005 10:37:58 am PST #7411 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
In Natter:
Sue: I went to an information session at work where the facilitator described performance evaluations as a "transformative experience." My head did near explode.
Nutty: Well, they've been known to transform one from an employee to a former employee. But, yeah. I've never seen God while explaining that deadlines are more like guidelines in my view.