StuntHusband in Bitches, in what I believe is his debut COMM
You see what kind of help I'm saddled with? Girls who Giggle and Blow Things Up.
And you're sure this isn't just some fanboy thing? 'Cause I've fought more than a couple pimply, overweight vamps that called themselves Lestat.
Buffy ,'Lessons'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Connie Neil - Mar 10, 2005 7:36:02 pm PST #7408 of 10000
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-t - Mar 11, 2005 8:06:34 am PST #7409 of 10000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
MFNLaw in Buffy and Angel
(20 years in the future)
Yes, buffista!sprog, we combined 2 show threads into one, mixing related universes that had completely different feels, and in the process ensuring that Buffy and Angel are together forever. Now, darling, why don't you be a dear and see if there are any new messages in Buffy and Angel 53: BUFFYNANGLESTILL2GETHA!!!!!1! HA!!!!!!! I'll go see if the cookie dough is finished baking.
DXMachina - Mar 11, 2005 9:41:01 am PST #7410 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
The debate about titles continues in Buffy and Angel:
connie neil: Hm, sounds like time to propose a new thread: Real Words Spelled Correctly!
ita: Wrod.
DXMachina - Mar 11, 2005 10:37:58 am PST #7411 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
In Natter:
Sue: I went to an information session at work where the facilitator described performance evaluations as a "transformative experience." My head did near explode.
Nutty: Well, they've been known to transform one from an employee to a former employee. But, yeah. I've never seen God while explaining that deadlines are more like guidelines in my view.
DXMachina - Mar 11, 2005 12:17:12 pm PST #7412 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Lee, in Natter on her plans for the weekend:
First, these people I met on the internet are coming to stay with me. Assuming they aren't axe murderers, I am going to the Chiro, buying a pony or two, going to a book reading, maybe doing something fun with the internet people, going to the flea market, buying pie, going to itabobita's to see her new place and steal her boxes, having Kat and Lori come over to get camping stuff and my computer and whatever else I can palm off on them, doing laundry, and packing.
If they are axe murderers, of course, my to do list is a lot shorter.
Emily - Mar 11, 2005 1:48:00 pm PST #7413 of 10000
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Nobody got this one?
In Fanfiction:
Nutty: I think you have to have a very good sense of humor to be a linguist.
amych: It's self-selecting. If you have a sense of humor, you become a linguist. If not, you write cranky letters to the editor about these kids today and how they don't teach proper English in the schools anymore.
Nora Deirdre - Mar 11, 2005 3:21:03 pm PST #7414 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
It's self-selecting. If you have a sense of humor, you become a linguist. If not, you write cranky letters to the editor about these kids today and how they don't teach proper English in the schools anymore
HA! My dad is both.
Topic!Cindy - Mar 12, 2005 1:26:09 am PST #7415 of 10000
What is even happening?
sarameg: I just want everyone to get aloooong and be friendly and be convinced by me.
Deena - Mar 13, 2005 7:15:18 am PST #7416 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
Vonnie K recaps a bad show in Boxed Set:
and the girlfriend just stands in front of him, yelling and screaming "Don't! Don't!" instead of running, like, OMG, the stupid, it burns!
Jessica - Mar 13, 2005 7:19:28 am PST #7417 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Tommyrot in Boxed Set:
Man-squito
He's the man, the man with the proboscis touch
A mosquito's touch, such a cold skeeter
Beckons you to enter his tent of sin
But don't go in.
Annoying buzzing he will pour in your ear
But his wings can't disguise what you fear
For a golden girl knows when he's probosced her
It's the probosc of death from
Man-squito
Pretty girl beware of his anticoagulant
It'll make you itch