Huh? Nobody COMM'd this?
Gandalfe in
Movies:
Michael Bay movie
I miss you more then Michael Bay missed the mark
When he made Pearl Harbor
I miss you more than that movie missed the point
And that’s an awful lot girl
And now, now you’ve gone away
And all I’m trying to say is
Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you
I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school
He was terrible in that film
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part
He’s way better than Ben Affleck
And now all I can think about is your smile
and that shitty movie too
Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss you
Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked
Just a little bit more than I miss you
Well, not so much Gandalfe as Parker and Stone.
Oh wait -- he was
quoting
them? I thought he was filking something they'd wrote about something else.
Still brilliant, and apt for the Movies thread. I'll leave it up, I guess.
Drive-by COMMing (because many of us can so relate):
KristinT in Natter:
In the girls' bathroom at school, there are the usual scrawled messages on the stall walls. "Your a f*cking c*nt bitch" is on one of the doors in dark marker that shows through coats of paint. As a teacher, I should be offended by this profanity. Instead I fight the urge to bring a sharpie in and correct the "your".
This may be an indication that I have issues.
StuntHusband
in Bitches, in what I believe is his debut COMM
You see what kind of help I'm saddled with? Girls who Giggle and Blow Things Up.
MFNLaw
in Buffy and Angel
(20 years in the future)
Yes, buffista!sprog, we combined 2 show threads into one, mixing related universes that had completely different feels, and in the process ensuring that Buffy and Angel are together forever. Now, darling, why don't you be a dear and see if there are any new messages in Buffy and Angel 53: BUFFYNANGLESTILL2GETHA!!!!!1! HA!!!!!!! I'll go see if the cookie dough is finished baking.
The debate about titles continues in Buffy and Angel:
connie neil:
Hm, sounds like time to propose a new thread: Real Words Spelled Correctly!
ita:
Wrod.
In Natter:
Sue:
I went to an information session at work where the facilitator described performance evaluations as a "transformative experience." My head did near explode.
Nutty:
Well, they've been known to transform one from an employee to a former employee. But, yeah. I've never seen God while explaining that deadlines are more like guidelines in my view.
Lee,
in Natter on her plans for the weekend:
First, these people I met on the internet are coming to stay with me. Assuming they aren't axe murderers, I am going to the Chiro, buying a pony or two, going to a book reading, maybe doing something fun with the internet people, going to the flea market, buying pie, going to itabobita's to see her new place and steal her boxes, having Kat and Lori come over to get camping stuff and my computer and whatever else I can palm off on them, doing laundry, and packing.
If they are axe murderers, of course, my to do list is a lot shorter.
