'Serenity'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
In Natter:
Heather Alayne: Why am I feeling like such a bitch today?
Sean K: presents Heather with a nice, tailored, Some Days The Humans They Just Bug The Fuck Out Of Us And Must All Be Painfully Killed club jacket
Heather Alayne: sighs heavily and puts on the goddamned jacket
NoiseDesign: I've got that in a t-shirt.
In Natter --
tommyrot: I have heard that every 200 millilon years there's a giant eruption from the Yellowstone Park area that pretty much wipes out all life on North America. We are overdue for one of these. If this happens we'll have to do a watch and post. (Although it would probably just be a bunch of people going, "Are you dead yet?")
In Natter:
DavidS: Yeowtch! Just gave myself a file folder cut that's bleeding everywhere. No bandaids so I've had to Macgyver it with a napkin and tape.
tommyrot: But on the plus side, you can now use your finger to crack a safe.
Huh? Nobody COMM'd this?
Gandalfe in Movies:
Michael Bay movieI miss you more then Michael Bay missed the mark
When he made Pearl Harbor
I miss you more than that movie missed the point
And that’s an awful lot girl
And now, now you’ve gone away
And all I’m trying to say is
Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss youI need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school
He was terrible in that film
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part
He’s way better than Ben Affleck
And now all I can think about is your smile
and that shitty movie too
Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss youWhy does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked
Just a little bit more than I miss you
Well, not so much Gandalfe as Parker and Stone.
Oh wait -- he was quoting them? I thought he was filking something they'd wrote about something else.
Still brilliant, and apt for the Movies thread. I'll leave it up, I guess.
ita in Natter:
Money only rents happiness, Citibank tells me.
Am I not entitled to happiness just because I can't afford a downpayment? Bastards.
Drive-by COMMing (because many of us can so relate):
KristinT in Natter: In the girls' bathroom at school, there are the usual scrawled messages on the stall walls. "Your a f*cking c*nt bitch" is on one of the doors in dark marker that shows through coats of paint. As a teacher, I should be offended by this profanity. Instead I fight the urge to bring a sharpie in and correct the "your".
This may be an indication that I have issues.
StuntHusband in Bitches, in what I believe is his debut COMM
You see what kind of help I'm saddled with? Girls who Giggle and Blow Things Up.
MFNLaw in Buffy and Angel
(20 years in the future)
Yes, buffista!sprog, we combined 2 show threads into one, mixing related universes that had completely different feels, and in the process ensuring that Buffy and Angel are together forever. Now, darling, why don't you be a dear and see if there are any new messages in Buffy and Angel 53: BUFFYNANGLESTILL2GETHA!!!!!1! HA!!!!!!! I'll go see if the cookie dough is finished baking.