I was the someone or other, victor.
Buffy. When I saw you stop the world from, you know, ending, I just assumed that was a big week for you. Turns out I suddenly find myself needing to know the plural of 'apocalypse.'
Riley ,'Potential'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
§ ita § - Mar 07, 2005 8:26:26 pm PST #7396 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 08, 2005 7:44:49 am PST #7397 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
...and an oldie but goodie makes a return to natter:
Shrift:
I have a depressingly huge amount of work to do today. And yet, here I am, posting.
DX:
Well, yeah. We've got homosexual duck necrophilia here. What's better than that?
Shrift:
Well, the homosexual necrophiliac duck could answer my voicemail, for starters.
tommyrot:
"Aflac! Got any dead ducks?"
eta:
Your search - "gay Aflac duck" - did not match any documents.
Calli - Mar 08, 2005 10:42:16 am PST #7398 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
From over in Bitches:
Aimée: You are so vanilla. :)
connie neil : Best flavor in the world, baybee. Subtle and rich and complex and doesn't need any caramel sauce, whipped cream, and nuts, etc., to give it flavor. It's out there in the world saying, "Trust me, you're not up to me."
aurelia - Mar 08, 2005 11:49:38 am PST #7399 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
In Natter:
Dana:
Where exactly did this conversation go off the rails?
Shrift:
B: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pinky?"
P: "I think so, Brain, but where are we gonna find line-dancing camels at this time of night?"
juliana - Mar 08, 2005 3:21:32 pm PST #7400 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
In Natter:
Heather Alayne: Why am I feeling like such a bitch today?
Sean K: presents Heather with a nice, tailored, Some Days The Humans They Just Bug The Fuck Out Of Us And Must All Be Painfully Killed club jacket
Heather Alayne: sighs heavily and puts on the goddamned jacket
NoiseDesign: I've got that in a t-shirt.
Steph L. - Mar 08, 2005 5:11:22 pm PST #7401 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
In Natter --
tommyrot: I have heard that every 200 millilon years there's a giant eruption from the Yellowstone Park area that pretty much wipes out all life on North America. We are overdue for one of these. If this happens we'll have to do a watch and post. (Although it would probably just be a bunch of people going, "Are you dead yet?")
Pix - Mar 09, 2005 4:34:33 pm PST #7402 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
In Natter:
DavidS: Yeowtch! Just gave myself a file folder cut that's bleeding everywhere. No bandaids so I've had to Macgyver it with a napkin and tape.
tommyrot: But on the plus side, you can now use your finger to crack a safe.
Theodosia - Mar 10, 2005 5:27:37 am PST #7403 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Huh? Nobody COMM'd this?
Gandalfe in Movies:
Michael Bay movieI miss you more then Michael Bay missed the mark
When he made Pearl Harbor
I miss you more than that movie missed the point
And that’s an awful lot girl
And now, now you’ve gone away
And all I’m trying to say is
Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss youI need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school
He was terrible in that film
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part
He’s way better than Ben Affleck
And now all I can think about is your smile
and that shitty movie too
Pearl Harbor sucked and I miss youWhy does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked
Just a little bit more than I miss you
§ ita § - Mar 10, 2005 5:28:39 am PST #7404 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Well, not so much Gandalfe as Parker and Stone.
Theodosia - Mar 10, 2005 5:30:25 am PST #7405 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Oh wait -- he was quoting them? I thought he was filking something they'd wrote about something else.
Still brilliant, and apt for the Movies thread. I'll leave it up, I guess.