I'm still trying to figure out how you got your wheelchair in the coffin.
Triumph of engineering, but I'm saving that story for the memoirs.
Oh great, there you go being cryptic and all...
It's my estimation that... every man ever got a statue made of him, was one kind of sumbitch or another.
Mal ,'Jaynestown'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Frankenbuddha - Feb 25, 2005 7:35:33 pm PST #7353 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Polter-Cow - Feb 25, 2005 7:37:19 pm PST #7354 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Oh great, there you go being cryptic and all...
Well, she is talking about coffins.
Kat - Feb 25, 2005 8:28:44 pm PST #7355 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
ita in Natter:
So there were rumours that Marcia Cross was gay, based on (mere existence of?) the Advocate cover story featuring her. Said cover is about the rumour that Marcia Cross is gay. It's very confusing. It's amnesia and a reset button away from JJ Abrams plotting.
Steph L. - Feb 26, 2005 2:07:02 am PST #7356 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
In Natter --
Jesse: I am SO GLAD I remembered a friend of mine already offered to father my child, so I don't need to worry about how to scam some dude's sperm.
Ginger - Feb 26, 2005 4:52:27 am PST #7357 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
quester in Natter, on those times when you can't decide whether a word is spelled correctly:
sometimes words just don't look right no matter what you do with them. they're like hair, sometimes.
billytea - Feb 27, 2005 12:00:59 am PST #7358 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
In Spike's Bitches:
Daniel: Email response from MCI customer service after I cancelled their asses: "I am regretful that you were not please with the rates that you received from MCI."
beth b: Outsourced their apologies, eh?
Daniel: Either that or all my base no belong to them.
Betsy HP - Feb 27, 2005 1:39:19 pm PST #7359 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Even though this one will make no sense to anybody but us:
PMM: I have leftover buttercream, so today I have to think up a use for it that's slightly more rational than just spooning it into my mouth.
Jesse: Um, why?
PMM: Too much sugar makes Princess Ticky Box hyper, and she'll go all ita on my ribcage.
Steph L. - Feb 27, 2005 2:16:53 pm PST #7360 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Even though this one will make no sense to anybody but us:
Ah, but that's the beauty of it.
DCJensen - Feb 27, 2005 5:12:26 pm PST #7361 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Betsy HP, in Natter:
Judging by this month's Vogue, nipples are back. Hi, Nipples! I remember you from the 1970s! Nice to see you!
Cashmere - Feb 28, 2005 5:44:56 am PST #7362 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Allyson on the snark in Natter:
All snark should begin with the love. You can hate the subject matter, feel tortured by being bound to your chair like A Clockwork Orange Couch Potato, but you must love the opportunity for the snark, love the act of snarking, love the teevee like a lover with a ten-inch penis and abs of steel, else it's just lameass bitching.