Teppy: [...] he's infected with flesh-eating bacteria. He's "lucky" in that it only seems to have whammied one arm, and nowhere else. However, he had to have all the skin removed from the underside of his left arm, from the wrist all the way up to the armpit.

[...] he has a good long-term prognosis. However, he's got a long road in front of him.

Hec: Yeah, you know what I never want to hear? "The good news is that we can save you by skinning you alive."

erika: But if they say "bored now," first, you're completely fucked.

Your tagline serendipity moment of Zen...

Dawn K's tag: Springtime of my life

Lee's tag: It’s the perfect time of day to throw all your cares away

Kat's tag: Summer: I suffer from rage blackouts.

Nutty in Natter:

So, a whole culture of people who never get to meetings on time? When I'm a god, Thou shalt not fuck around with other people's time will be a commandment.

Right before If thou art a drycleaner, thou shalt never charge more than $5 for cleaning a single winter coat.

Perhaps I am a bit of a micro-manager. But, I'm told a lot of people like that in a god.

Lyra Jane in Bitches:

My mom would all but wet herself with delight if we moved closer to them. (We're only an hour away now, but don't see them that often because I'm a bad daughter, and anyhow we all appear to share the common Baltimore-D.C. area delusion that the Potomac River is a Berlin Wall.)

Matt TBF, in Firefly:

A couple years ago when I was compiling that Mutant enemy slash tape, I watched something like 160 hours of Buffy and Angel episodes in two weeks. I'm still surprised I didn't wake up thinking I was Willow at some point.

In Movies:

Theodosia: Now I'm trying to remember the martial arts hero movie where the hero's best friend is a killer whale. (No, I'm not making that up.)

tommyrot: The Free Willy Kid?

Frankenbuddha: HOUSE OF FLYING ORCAS?

Polter-Cow: The Killer... Whale ?

Thomash: 'An Orca Called Hero'?

Jessica: Crouching Porpoise, Hidden Dolphin ?

Calli: To Catch a Narwhal?

Frankenbuddha: Peking Orca Blues?

Matt the Bruins Fan: House of Flying Krill ?

Polter-Cow: Whale Fighter ?

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Jars: Looks like Puss-in-Boots from Shrek 2 is going to get his own spin-off. And deservedly so.

tommyrot: House of Flying Puss?

Jars: Enter the Kitten?

tommyrot: Boots of Fury (With Puss in Them)?

beathen: Lord of the Puss?

Polter-Cow: Crouching Pussy, Hidden Vagina ?

Kathy Astrom: I [Heart] Hacking Up Hairballs?

Fred Pete: Cat Ballou

Oh, wait, that's a real movie. Nevermind.

beathen: X-Cats ?

tommyrot: Star Wars Episode Three: Revenge of the Sith-Cats.

beathen: Million Dollar Kitty

Frankenbuddha: The Avian Eater

Gandalfe: The Thin Blue Feline

Thomash: A Clockwork Kitty

Nutty and Rick in Natter's great semen debate:

I think I would be pretty annoyed if someone waved their hands at me and I got pregnant.

This may be why I am not a Christian.

Neither was Mary. I don't think that is much protection.

Calli in Natter:

Guess I'd better get my dandruff under control if I want to keep my blissfully childfree lifestyle

(context, what context?)

tommyrot in Natter:

Maybe the thing that bugs me the most is that I hate Condi, but after reading the article and seeing the picture, I do see Condi as sexy and powerful.

I feel dirty....

Now I feel more dirty.