Kaylee ,'Shindig'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Lyra Jane in Bitches:
My mom would all but wet herself with delight if we moved closer to them. (We're only an hour away now, but don't see them that often because I'm a bad daughter, and anyhow we all appear to share the common Baltimore-D.C. area delusion that the Potomac River is a Berlin Wall.)
Matt TBF, in Firefly:
A couple years ago when I was compiling that Mutant enemy slash tape, I watched something like 160 hours of Buffy and Angel episodes in two weeks. I'm still surprised I didn't wake up thinking I was Willow at some point.
In Movies:
Theodosia: Now I'm trying to remember the martial arts hero movie where the hero's best friend is a killer whale. (No, I'm not making that up.)
tommyrot: The Free Willy Kid?
Frankenbuddha: HOUSE OF FLYING ORCAS?
Polter-Cow: The Killer... Whale ?
Thomash: 'An Orca Called Hero'?
Jessica: Crouching Porpoise, Hidden Dolphin ?
Calli: To Catch a Narwhal?
Frankenbuddha: Peking Orca Blues?
Matt the Bruins Fan: House of Flying Krill ?
Polter-Cow: Whale Fighter ?
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Jars: Looks like Puss-in-Boots from Shrek 2 is going to get his own spin-off. And deservedly so.
tommyrot: House of Flying Puss?
Jars: Enter the Kitten?
tommyrot: Boots of Fury (With Puss in Them)?
beathen: Lord of the Puss?
Polter-Cow: Crouching Pussy, Hidden Vagina ?
Kathy Astrom: I [Heart] Hacking Up Hairballs?
Fred Pete: Cat Ballou
Oh, wait, that's a real movie. Nevermind.
beathen: X-Cats ?
tommyrot: Star Wars Episode Three: Revenge of the Sith-Cats.
beathen: Million Dollar Kitty
Frankenbuddha: The Avian Eater
Gandalfe: The Thin Blue Feline
Thomash: A Clockwork Kitty
Nutty and Rick in Natter's great semen debate:
I think I would be pretty annoyed if someone waved their hands at me and I got pregnant.
This may be why I am not a Christian.
Neither was Mary. I don't think that is much protection.
Calli in Natter:
Guess I'd better get my dandruff under control if I want to keep my blissfully childfree lifestyle
(context, what context?)
tommyrot in Natter:
Maybe the thing that bugs me the most is that I hate Condi, but after reading the article and seeing the picture, I do see Condi as sexy and powerful.
I feel dirty....
Now I feel more dirty.
But it's funny! You want I should remove?
No, that's OK. To deny my impulses would be to deny what makes me human.
No, that's OK. To deny my impulses would be to deny what makes me human.
A dirty, dirty human.