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Gris - Feb 25, 2005 11:07:50 am PST #7342 of 10000
Hey. New board.

In Movies:

Theodosia: Now I'm trying to remember the martial arts hero movie where the hero's best friend is a killer whale. (No, I'm not making that up.)

tommyrot: The Free Willy Kid?

Frankenbuddha: HOUSE OF FLYING ORCAS?

Polter-Cow: The Killer... Whale ?

Thomash: 'An Orca Called Hero'?

Jessica: Crouching Porpoise, Hidden Dolphin ?

Calli: To Catch a Narwhal?

Frankenbuddha: Peking Orca Blues?

Matt the Bruins Fan: House of Flying Krill ?

Polter-Cow: Whale Fighter ?

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Jars: Looks like Puss-in-Boots from Shrek 2 is going to get his own spin-off. And deservedly so.

tommyrot: House of Flying Puss?

Jars: Enter the Kitten?

tommyrot: Boots of Fury (With Puss in Them)?

beathen: Lord of the Puss?

Polter-Cow: Crouching Pussy, Hidden Vagina ?

Kathy Astrom: I [Heart] Hacking Up Hairballs?

Fred Pete: Cat Ballou

Oh, wait, that's a real movie. Nevermind.

beathen: X-Cats ?

tommyrot: Star Wars Episode Three: Revenge of the Sith-Cats.

beathen: Million Dollar Kitty

Frankenbuddha: The Avian Eater

Gandalfe: The Thin Blue Feline

Thomash: A Clockwork Kitty

§ ita § - Feb 25, 2005 11:19:52 am PST #7343 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Nutty and Rick in Natter's great semen debate:

I think I would be pretty annoyed if someone waved their hands at me and I got pregnant.

This may be why I am not a Christian.

Neither was Mary. I don't think that is much protection.

Anne W. - Feb 25, 2005 12:20:48 pm PST #7344 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Calli in Natter:

Guess I'd better get my dandruff under control if I want to keep my blissfully childfree lifestyle

(context, what context?)

Maria - Feb 25, 2005 12:27:07 pm PST #7345 of 10000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

tommyrot in Natter:

Maybe the thing that bugs me the most is that I hate Condi, but after reading the article and seeing the picture, I do see Condi as sexy and powerful.

I feel dirty....

tommyrot - Feb 25, 2005 12:30:28 pm PST #7346 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Now I feel more dirty.

Maria - Feb 25, 2005 12:33:49 pm PST #7347 of 10000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

But it's funny! You want I should remove?

tommyrot - Feb 25, 2005 12:43:27 pm PST #7348 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

No, that's OK. To deny my impulses would be to deny what makes me human.

DavidS - Feb 25, 2005 1:32:36 pm PST #7349 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

No, that's OK. To deny my impulses would be to deny what makes me human.

A dirty, dirty human.

erikaj - Feb 25, 2005 3:09:26 pm PST #7350 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

Ewww... But no room to judge. Two words: Coffin sex. I've had no moral high ground for a year and a half.

DavidS - Feb 25, 2005 3:51:30 pm PST #7351 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Two words: Coffin sex. I've had no moral high ground for a year and a half.

I'm still trying to figure out how you got your wheelchair in the coffin.

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