Angel: Yeah, I never told anyone about this, but I-I liked your poems. Spike: You like Barry Manilow.

'Hell Bound'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


DavidS - Feb 23, 2005 8:10:15 am PST #7333 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

::high fives amych::

::slips her a note that says, "Let's skip today. Come to my house and watch The Black Swan this afternoon. Meet me at the dumpster after third period..."::


erikaj - Feb 23, 2005 8:16:44 am PST #7334 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

(charmed by Hec)


Lyra Jane - Feb 23, 2005 8:19:52 am PST #7335 of 10000
Up with the sun

I finally make COMM, and it's all X-Posty? Wow.

  • blush*


Frankenbuddha - Feb 23, 2005 8:27:28 am PST #7336 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I finally make COMM, and it's all X-Posty?

Yep, you stirred up quite a COMMotion.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 23, 2005 8:29:47 am PST #7337 of 10000
What is even happening?

Teppy: [...] he's infected with flesh-eating bacteria. He's "lucky" in that it only seems to have whammied one arm, and nowhere else. However, he had to have all the skin removed from the underside of his left arm, from the wrist all the way up to the armpit.

[...] he has a good long-term prognosis. However, he's got a long road in front of him.

Hec: Yeah, you know what I never want to hear? "The good news is that we can save you by skinning you alive."

erika: But if they say "bored now," first, you're completely fucked.


Topic!Cindy - Feb 24, 2005 1:59:32 am PST #7338 of 10000
What is even happening?

Your tagline serendipity moment of Zen...

Dawn K's tag: Springtime of my life

Lee's tag: It’s the perfect time of day to throw all your cares away

Kat's tag: Summer: I suffer from rage blackouts.


Kathy A - Feb 24, 2005 8:20:52 am PST #7339 of 10000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Nutty in Natter:

So, a whole culture of people who never get to meetings on time? When I'm a god, Thou shalt not fuck around with other people's time will be a commandment.

Right before If thou art a drycleaner, thou shalt never charge more than $5 for cleaning a single winter coat.

Perhaps I am a bit of a micro-manager. But, I'm told a lot of people like that in a god.


Maria - Feb 24, 2005 9:55:12 am PST #7340 of 10000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Lyra Jane in Bitches:

My mom would all but wet herself with delight if we moved closer to them. (We're only an hour away now, but don't see them that often because I'm a bad daughter, and anyhow we all appear to share the common Baltimore-D.C. area delusion that the Potomac River is a Berlin Wall.)


DCJensen - Feb 24, 2005 6:34:51 pm PST #7341 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Matt TBF, in Firefly:

A couple years ago when I was compiling that Mutant enemy slash tape, I watched something like 160 hours of Buffy and Angel episodes in two weeks. I'm still surprised I didn't wake up thinking I was Willow at some point.


Gris - Feb 25, 2005 11:07:50 am PST #7342 of 10000
Hey. New board.

In Movies:

Theodosia: Now I'm trying to remember the martial arts hero movie where the hero's best friend is a killer whale. (No, I'm not making that up.)

tommyrot: The Free Willy Kid?

Frankenbuddha: HOUSE OF FLYING ORCAS?

Polter-Cow: The Killer... Whale ?

Thomash: 'An Orca Called Hero'?

Jessica: Crouching Porpoise, Hidden Dolphin ?

Calli: To Catch a Narwhal?

Frankenbuddha: Peking Orca Blues?

Matt the Bruins Fan: House of Flying Krill ?

Polter-Cow: Whale Fighter ?

*--------------------------*

Jars: Looks like Puss-in-Boots from Shrek 2 is going to get his own spin-off. And deservedly so.

tommyrot: House of Flying Puss?

Jars: Enter the Kitten?

tommyrot: Boots of Fury (With Puss in Them)?

beathen: Lord of the Puss?

Polter-Cow: Crouching Pussy, Hidden Vagina ?

Kathy Astrom: I [Heart] Hacking Up Hairballs?

Fred Pete: Cat Ballou

Oh, wait, that's a real movie. Nevermind.

beathen: X-Cats ?

tommyrot: Star Wars Episode Three: Revenge of the Sith-Cats.

beathen: Million Dollar Kitty

Frankenbuddha: The Avian Eater

Gandalfe: The Thin Blue Feline

Thomash: A Clockwork Kitty