Look, Angel, I know you've been out of the loop for a while, but I'm still evil. I don't do errands...unless they're evil errands.

Lilah ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


SailAweigh - Jan 08, 2005 1:57:29 pm PST #7149 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Susan W. on the hazards of trusting a spellchecker:

"Joseph of Aromatherapy is here. He's brought the Holy Grail, filled with a soothing essence of lavender."


Kate P. - Jan 08, 2005 7:43:14 pm PST #7150 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Rainy day in Natter:

NoiseDesign: I think I just saw an Ark go by.

aurelia: Did it collect 2 Buffistas?

NoiseDesign: Yeah, and now they are taking over.

DXMachina: Yeah, they're arguing about what to name the ark.

NoiseDesign: There was also a vote about just what a cubit is.


SailAweigh - Jan 08, 2005 7:59:06 pm PST #7151 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

I think that last COMM should go in the FAQ as the definition of "Bullshit Concensus."


Beverly - Jan 08, 2005 8:07:54 pm PST #7152 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

JZ, in Angel, leveling the Buffista Curse on a dissenter:

All right. THAT IS IT. You, young lady, can go straight to Worldcrossing on a HostRocket server, and you can sit there and think about what you've just said, and not come back until you're able to post like a civilized human being.


§ ita § - Jan 09, 2005 6:35:22 am PST #7153 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Am-Chau in Fan Fiction:

Bow before Google and my incessent curiosity. Fandom is always a learning experience. Okay, sometimes the lesson is "you have a knowledge addiction", but that doesn't seem to stop me coming back for more.


Lilty Cash - Jan 10, 2005 4:28:32 am PST #7154 of 10000
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

In Bitches,

Beverly: Evangelista with a blowdryer in Deb's dining room!

Ginger: That sounds like a new version of Clue.


Beverly - Jan 10, 2005 4:30:09 am PST #7155 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

My statement was a lot more ambiguous before I edited.


Pix - Jan 10, 2005 5:48:48 am PST #7156 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

NoiseDesign:

I hope the settling in goes well for you. And that bubble gum chewing llama's don't haunt your days.

billytea:

The male hooded seal, during mating season, blows the lining of his nose out like a balloon and waves it around to attract attention. I think it's supposed to be intimidating. (And let's be honest, you'd think twice before approaching someone doing this.) This is what the llama looks like it's doing. Only it could just inflate the lining halfway, and it just looks a bit pathetic, like a balloon when it's lost most of its air and it's getting all pinched and wrinkled.

Where was I going with this? Oh yes. It's not the days that worry me. Especially since my reading matter is mostly Doctor Who books at the moment.


Astarte - Jan 10, 2005 7:46:53 am PST #7157 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

Victor offers a suggestion in FF:

This thread could be mathier. There should be more math.

Tommyrot obliges via crosspost.

It's been so long since I've studied this... but if you look at ∞ as a limit, then ∞/∞ could be a non-infinite number, depending on what the limit is. For example, the lim x²/x as x→∞ is ∞, but the lim x/x as x→∞ =1.

Victor Infante: I stand corrected.

ETA: -t's coup de grace:

Just trying to live up to the thread title.


victor infante - Jan 10, 2005 8:09:54 am PST #7158 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Also in FF:

Narrator: ARRRGH!! Call out the Marines!! They're using the Weapons of Math Destruction!!!