A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.

Wash ,'The Message'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


DCJensen - Jan 06, 2005 4:33:16 pm PST #7139 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

In Lost 1: OMGWTF POLAR BEAR:

beathen:

Thanks - now things are starting to make sense

DavidS:

That can't be right.


Pix - Jan 07, 2005 3:23:54 am PST #7140 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Cass shows that no browser gets between a Buffista and her board:

Firefox outsmarted me for a while but I think I made it bend to my will. It flat-out rejected any cookies and kept me from b.org for a while. We had a discussion. It now accepts some cookies. The bitch learns.


Calli - Jan 07, 2005 7:05:57 am PST #7141 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

erikaj, in Bitches, as the Second Coming's Second Mother Mary:

"She told us it was too early for this...well, I'm not going to use the word she used, Messiah or no. Then she said we should read more books and stop looking for Mary in dirty windshields and grilled cheese. Because it's weird." one awestruck pilgrim recalled.


Ginger - Jan 07, 2005 9:32:13 am PST #7142 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

JohnSweden in Natter, responding to a discussion of how time-consuming it is to make Irish steel cut oatmeal:

Yeah. How unusual for the irish. Take something simple, perfect and life-affirming, that the Scots are doing right and make it drudgery, misery and eternal.

Example: hating the English.


Nora Deirdre - Jan 07, 2005 12:19:14 pm PST #7143 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

BWAH!


Atropa - Jan 07, 2005 12:25:13 pm PST #7144 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Betsy, in the Movies thread:

I have been buying books for comfort as well as eating for comfort. Now I am having to buy clothes for discomfort.


Consuela - Jan 07, 2005 1:44:45 pm PST #7145 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Katie M. in the fic thread:

What does it say about me that I'm actually somewhat more bothered by The Persians Do First Birthday Parties With Streamers And Party Hats than by Hephaistion Gets Pregnant? Probably that I've been in fandom too long, I suppose.


DCJensen - Jan 07, 2005 3:19:38 pm PST #7146 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Nora Deirdre in Bitches:

I don't know a cat who doesn't like to play in the poison cabinet!


esse - Jan 08, 2005 2:11:41 am PST #7147 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Jilli in Music:

The proper questions to ask when buying boots:

Are they pointy-toed?

Do they have more buckles than I have toes?

If not, do they look like I stole them off a pirate?

Do I need to get traction soles added to them so I don't go sliding across the dancefloor during "Lucrecia, My Reflection"?


Theodosia - Jan 08, 2005 9:04:28 am PST #7148 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Hah! Consuela beat me to the Katie Kwote.