Love makes you do the wacky.

Willow ,'Beneath You'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Pix - Jan 10, 2005 5:48:48 am PST #7156 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

NoiseDesign:

I hope the settling in goes well for you. And that bubble gum chewing llama's don't haunt your days.

billytea:

The male hooded seal, during mating season, blows the lining of his nose out like a balloon and waves it around to attract attention. I think it's supposed to be intimidating. (And let's be honest, you'd think twice before approaching someone doing this.) This is what the llama looks like it's doing. Only it could just inflate the lining halfway, and it just looks a bit pathetic, like a balloon when it's lost most of its air and it's getting all pinched and wrinkled.

Where was I going with this? Oh yes. It's not the days that worry me. Especially since my reading matter is mostly Doctor Who books at the moment.


Astarte - Jan 10, 2005 7:46:53 am PST #7157 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

Victor offers a suggestion in FF:

This thread could be mathier. There should be more math.

Tommyrot obliges via crosspost.

It's been so long since I've studied this... but if you look at ∞ as a limit, then ∞/∞ could be a non-infinite number, depending on what the limit is. For example, the lim x²/x as x→∞ is ∞, but the lim x/x as x→∞ =1.

Victor Infante: I stand corrected.

ETA: -t's coup de grace:

Just trying to live up to the thread title.


victor infante - Jan 10, 2005 8:09:54 am PST #7158 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

Also in FF:

Narrator: ARRRGH!! Call out the Marines!! They're using the Weapons of Math Destruction!!!


Topic!Cindy - Jan 11, 2005 3:13:04 am PST #7159 of 10000
What is even happening?

Betsy: Finally, a question I can answer.

DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES FOR SUCCESS IN THE MINIATURE CATTLE BUSINESS?
Hec: Betsy can totally do this. First, she borrows a cowboy hat from Jesse. Second, she brings billytea in to set up a breeding program. She's got teams of actuaries on hand to project earnings. And look how happy she is to handle a functional cattle prod.


deborah grabien - Jan 11, 2005 7:12:20 am PST #7160 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

beth b in Bitches:

both my cat and my DH think I should go to bed. the fact that I want to say "you're not the boss of me" makes me think that they might be right.


Atropa - Jan 11, 2005 10:27:57 am PST #7161 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

In Bitches, beathen in response to Ginger saying "Sugar is my art":

Sugar is your art. You make cookies and cakes with your hands, day after day. That final chocolate chip. That look of perfection. Part of you is desperate to know: What's it taste like? Where does it lead you? And now you see, that's the secret. Not the nuts you didn't throw in or the vanilla you didn't include. Every Buffista... has a sugar wish.


Astarte - Jan 11, 2005 11:20:52 am PST #7162 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

Matt the Bruins Fan in F2F:

My favorite is still another cousin's wedding where my foul-tempered cousin Rachel was the flower girl. She came down the aisle grimmacing, stopping every few feet to hurl a handful of flowers down onto the ground in angry fashion. There may have been stomping and grinding as well.


Nilly - Jan 11, 2005 11:24:05 am PST #7163 of 10000
Swouncing

Natter:

ita: Okay. You can pay me in Godiva.
Wolfram: Nekkid woman on horse, sent.


Jon B. - Jan 11, 2005 11:39:45 am PST #7164 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

More F2F wedding talk:

ita: I was one of eight bridesmaids in the last wedding I stood up in. 8 Groomsmen, natch, a flower girl and a ringbearer (okay, word now tainted).
amych: Actually, I would like to see this at a wedding. Especially if he brings along his short bald friend with the funny syntax.
beathen: How about the pointy ear pieces? An elvish wedding.
Jilli VoiceOfReason: shudders
You're bringing back memories of the wedding I attended where the ceremony had been written in Elvish. Please don't do that.
tommyrot: For the benefit of those guests who could not understand Elvish, was it translated into Klingon?


Drawde - Jan 11, 2005 4:54:02 pm PST #7165 of 10000
Wait! These aren't MY pants!

ita in Angel....context is for the weak:

No place for semen!