Buffy ,'Potential'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Jilli in Music:
The proper questions to ask when buying boots:
Are they pointy-toed?
Do they have more buckles than I have toes?
If not, do they look like I stole them off a pirate?
Do I need to get traction soles added to them so I don't go sliding across the dancefloor during "Lucrecia, My Reflection"?
Hah! Consuela beat me to the Katie Kwote.
Susan W. on the hazards of trusting a spellchecker:
"Joseph of Aromatherapy is here. He's brought the Holy Grail, filled with a soothing essence of lavender."
Rainy day in Natter:
NoiseDesign: I think I just saw an Ark go by.
aurelia: Did it collect 2 Buffistas?
NoiseDesign: Yeah, and now they are taking over.
DXMachina: Yeah, they're arguing about what to name the ark.
NoiseDesign: There was also a vote about just what a cubit is.
I think that last COMM should go in the FAQ as the definition of "Bullshit Concensus."
JZ, in Angel, leveling the Buffista Curse on a dissenter:
All right. THAT IS IT. You, young lady, can go straight to Worldcrossing on a HostRocket server, and you can sit there and think about what you've just said, and not come back until you're able to post like a civilized human being.
Am-Chau in Fan Fiction:
Bow before Google and my incessent curiosity. Fandom is always a learning experience. Okay, sometimes the lesson is "you have a knowledge addiction", but that doesn't seem to stop me coming back for more.
In Bitches,
Beverly: Evangelista with a blowdryer in Deb's dining room!
Ginger: That sounds like a new version of Clue.
My statement was a lot more ambiguous before I edited.
NoiseDesign:
I hope the settling in goes well for you. And that bubble gum chewing llama's don't haunt your days.
billytea:
The male hooded seal, during mating season, blows the lining of his nose out like a balloon and waves it around to attract attention. I think it's supposed to be intimidating. (And let's be honest, you'd think twice before approaching someone doing this.) This is what the llama looks like it's doing. Only it could just inflate the lining halfway, and it just looks a bit pathetic, like a balloon when it's lost most of its air and it's getting all pinched and wrinkled.
Where was I going with this? Oh yes. It's not the days that worry me. Especially since my reading matter is mostly Doctor Who books at the moment.