BWAH!
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Betsy, in the Movies thread:
I have been buying books for comfort as well as eating for comfort. Now I am having to buy clothes for discomfort.
Katie M. in the fic thread:
What does it say about me that I'm actually somewhat more bothered by The Persians Do First Birthday Parties With Streamers And Party Hats than by Hephaistion Gets Pregnant? Probably that I've been in fandom too long, I suppose.
Nora Deirdre in Bitches:
I don't know a cat who doesn't like to play in the poison cabinet!
Jilli in Music:
The proper questions to ask when buying boots:
Are they pointy-toed?
Do they have more buckles than I have toes?
If not, do they look like I stole them off a pirate?
Do I need to get traction soles added to them so I don't go sliding across the dancefloor during "Lucrecia, My Reflection"?
Hah! Consuela beat me to the Katie Kwote.
Susan W. on the hazards of trusting a spellchecker:
"Joseph of Aromatherapy is here. He's brought the Holy Grail, filled with a soothing essence of lavender."
Rainy day in Natter:
NoiseDesign: I think I just saw an Ark go by.
aurelia: Did it collect 2 Buffistas?
NoiseDesign: Yeah, and now they are taking over.
DXMachina: Yeah, they're arguing about what to name the ark.
NoiseDesign: There was also a vote about just what a cubit is.
I think that last COMM should go in the FAQ as the definition of "Bullshit Concensus."
JZ, in Angel, leveling the Buffista Curse on a dissenter:
All right. THAT IS IT. You, young lady, can go straight to Worldcrossing on a HostRocket server, and you can sit there and think about what you've just said, and not come back until you're able to post like a civilized human being.