You got fired, and you still hang around here like a big loser. Why can't he?

Cordelia ,'Chosen'


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Calli - Dec 30, 2004 4:47:44 pm PST #7111 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

From Good Riddance:

Katie M: The plagues vibrate?

Oh, that's not going to end well.


Ginger - Dec 30, 2004 5:15:33 pm PST #7112 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

From Bitches:

sj: Does anyone have any cures for looking like death? Because I think it is a little early for him to see me looking this awful.

erikaj What? Are you pale, or? Of all people, me, having to ask what death looks like.


SailAweigh - Dec 31, 2004 7:23:49 am PST #7113 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

From Natter, context be damned:

Rio: It makes me sad that my underthings will never turn into puffy flower parts.


Astarte - Dec 31, 2004 7:35:40 pm PST #7114 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

N'awlins ain't gonna know what hit it.

From the F2F thread:

DXMachina - Ya know, they have horse drawn carriages in New Orleans, too.

ita - Pas devant les chevaux!

DXMachina Is that French for "horse drawn carriage of groping?"


deborah grabien - Dec 31, 2004 10:34:52 pm PST #7115 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

WindSparrow in Bitches:

Starkle, starkle, little twink, Who the heck I is you think, I am not under the affluence of inkahol As some thinkle seem to peep I am. I've had tee many martoonis and a scottle of botch And the drunker I sit here the longer I get. I'm not half so think as you drunk I am, why I've got all day sober to monday up on.

See, I passed my mom's field sobriety test. I said it right. So? All this thinking about being drunk doesn't mean I am.


Astarte - Jan 01, 2005 12:55:59 pm PST #7116 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

Hil R, speaking the truth and bringing the funny in Natter.

I suppose that "I can't find my Palm Pilot" is probably indicative of why I needed to make the "stay organized" resolution in the first place.


beekaytee - Jan 02, 2005 11:21:32 am PST #7117 of 10000
Compassionately intolerant

philosophetrix

That... word...rolling around on the tongue.

It's positively orgasmic.

::swoons::


esse - Jan 02, 2005 4:18:48 pm PST #7118 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

In F2F:

DXM: Corset emergencies, the untold tragedy.


Ginger - Jan 03, 2005 11:04:50 am PST #7119 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Shopping at Target in Bitches:

Topic!Cindy: Can't go to Target, the death rays will get me.

Frankenbuddha: Too bad, 'cause they sell tin foil in bulk.


Pix - Jan 03, 2005 2:21:03 pm PST #7120 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Threats only heard on b.org:

Steph L in GWW: You'd better lock your door, girlie, because I have dispatched my goons.