From Good Riddance:
Katie M: The plagues vibrate?
Oh, that's not going to end well.
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From Good Riddance:
Katie M: The plagues vibrate?
Oh, that's not going to end well.
From Bitches:
sj: Does anyone have any cures for looking like death? Because I think it is a little early for him to see me looking this awful.
erikaj What? Are you pale, or? Of all people, me, having to ask what death looks like.
From Natter, context be damned:
Rio: It makes me sad that my underthings will never turn into puffy flower parts.
N'awlins ain't gonna know what hit it.
From the F2F thread:
DXMachina - Ya know, they have horse drawn carriages in New Orleans, too.
ita - Pas devant les chevaux!
DXMachina Is that French for "horse drawn carriage of groping?"
WindSparrow in Bitches:
Starkle, starkle, little twink, Who the heck I is you think, I am not under the affluence of inkahol As some thinkle seem to peep I am. I've had tee many martoonis and a scottle of botch And the drunker I sit here the longer I get. I'm not half so think as you drunk I am, why I've got all day sober to monday up on.
See, I passed my mom's field sobriety test. I said it right. So? All this thinking about being drunk doesn't mean I am.
Hil R, speaking the truth and bringing the funny in Natter.
I suppose that "I can't find my Palm Pilot" is probably indicative of why I needed to make the "stay organized" resolution in the first place.
philosophetrix
That... word...rolling around on the tongue.
It's positively orgasmic.
::swoons::
In F2F:
DXM: Corset emergencies, the untold tragedy.
Shopping at Target in Bitches:
Topic!Cindy: Can't go to Target, the death rays will get me.
Frankenbuddha: Too bad, 'cause they sell tin foil in bulk.
Threats only heard on b.org:
Steph L in GWW: You'd better lock your door, girlie, because I have dispatched my goons.