philosophetrix
That... word...rolling around on the tongue.
It's positively orgasmic.
::swoons::
Fred ,'Just Rewards (2)'
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philosophetrix
That... word...rolling around on the tongue.
It's positively orgasmic.
::swoons::
In F2F:
DXM: Corset emergencies, the untold tragedy.
Shopping at Target in Bitches:
Topic!Cindy: Can't go to Target, the death rays will get me.
Frankenbuddha: Too bad, 'cause they sell tin foil in bulk.
Threats only heard on b.org:
Steph L in GWW: You'd better lock your door, girlie, because I have dispatched my goons.
Oh dear, I total read that as "I have dispatched my goolie."
Which is probably ALSO a threat only heard on b.org...
Teppy, in Movies, in a discussion on "Blues Brothers"
I went to Catholic school for 12 years, and let me tell you -- I'd be walking down a hall with no doors and no windows, and a nun would just *appear*. Poof. Nun. It was unnerving.
MatttheBruinsfan in Natter:
Coriander smells like flowers, no?
It tastes like ground Mary Sue, if I recall correctly: all sage and nutmeg-y, yet sweet too. I'm amazed it's a plain brown rather than amber or violet colored.
Danger Prone Ginger in Bitches:
You fall into the koi pond at the botanical gardens; you fall in the street and knock out two teeth; you break your hand in karate; you are injured in a golf cart accident; and you get eight stitches from a defective wine bottle and nobody ever lets you forget it.
And on that topic, a previous post that had me spitting ginger ale...
Hec: Of all the many accident-prone Buffistas, you and Hil worry me the most.
Hil: Hey! Just 'cause I got injured by a bagel ... and twisted my ankle while sitting down ... well, OK, fair point.
in Bitches, ita protests Lee claiming ita tried to kill her.
ita:I just... I just don't want people to go around thinking I attempted to kill someone and failed. I would be mortified.
No one will ever get to say I tried to kill them.