Threats only heard on b.org:
Steph L in GWW: You'd better lock your door, girlie, because I have dispatched my goons.
Zoe: Is there any way I'm gonna get out of this with honor and dignity? Wash: You're pretty much down to ritual suicide, lambie-toes.
'War Stories'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Pix - Jan 03, 2005 2:21:03 pm PST #7120 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Frankenbuddha - Jan 03, 2005 5:47:24 pm PST #7121 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Oh dear, I total read that as "I have dispatched my goolie."
Which is probably ALSO a threat only heard on b.org...
Connie Neil - Jan 04, 2005 4:20:51 am PST #7122 of 10000
brillig
Teppy, in Movies, in a discussion on "Blues Brothers"
I went to Catholic school for 12 years, and let me tell you -- I'd be walking down a hall with no doors and no windows, and a nun would just *appear*. Poof. Nun. It was unnerving.
Lyra Jane - Jan 04, 2005 6:28:00 am PST #7123 of 10000
Up with the sun
MatttheBruinsfan in Natter:
Coriander smells like flowers, no?
It tastes like ground Mary Sue, if I recall correctly: all sage and nutmeg-y, yet sweet too. I'm amazed it's a plain brown rather than amber or violet colored.
Cashmere - Jan 04, 2005 5:27:54 pm PST #7124 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Danger Prone Ginger in Bitches:
You fall into the koi pond at the botanical gardens; you fall in the street and knock out two teeth; you break your hand in karate; you are injured in a golf cart accident; and you get eight stitches from a defective wine bottle and nobody ever lets you forget it.
Pix - Jan 04, 2005 5:39:35 pm PST #7125 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
And on that topic, a previous post that had me spitting ginger ale...
Hec: Of all the many accident-prone Buffistas, you and Hil worry me the most.
Hil: Hey! Just 'cause I got injured by a bagel ... and twisted my ankle while sitting down ... well, OK, fair point.
meara - Jan 04, 2005 7:03:11 pm PST #7126 of 10000
in Bitches, ita protests Lee claiming ita tried to kill her.
ita:I just... I just don't want people to go around thinking I attempted to kill someone and failed. I would be mortified.
No one will ever get to say I tried to kill them.
Fred Pete - Jan 05, 2005 3:33:02 am PST #7127 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
DX gets his memory jogged in Natter:
Maybe it's because I'm tired and confused and sickly, but I don't understand how there could be a kerfuffle about consenting adults licking each other electronically. I admit it's not my cuppa, but, oh wait... I have decaf Earl Grey in the microwave that I made before I went to sleep tonight. Excuse me...
Fred Pete - Jan 05, 2005 3:33:38 am PST #7128 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
And DX was on a roll overnight:
So, you're saying it's sort of a StarFuckers vs StarFuckers (Missouri Synod) kind of thing?
Pix - Jan 05, 2005 3:40:50 am PST #7129 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Bitches gets off to a good start:
Daniel C. Jensen: Porn received. Off to work.
Cashmere: Another buffista starts their day.