Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'
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WindSparrow in Bitches:
Starkle, starkle, little twink, Who the heck I is you think, I am not under the affluence of inkahol As some thinkle seem to peep I am. I've had tee many martoonis and a scottle of botch And the drunker I sit here the longer I get. I'm not half so think as you drunk I am, why I've got all day sober to monday up on.
See, I passed my mom's field sobriety test. I said it right. So? All this thinking about being drunk doesn't mean I am.
Hil R, speaking the truth and bringing the funny in Natter.
I suppose that "I can't find my Palm Pilot" is probably indicative of why I needed to make the "stay organized" resolution in the first place.
philosophetrix
That... word...rolling around on the tongue.
It's positively orgasmic.
::swoons::
In F2F:
DXM: Corset emergencies, the untold tragedy.
Shopping at Target in Bitches:
Topic!Cindy: Can't go to Target, the death rays will get me.
Frankenbuddha: Too bad, 'cause they sell tin foil in bulk.
Threats only heard on b.org:
Steph L in GWW: You'd better lock your door, girlie, because I have dispatched my goons.
Oh dear, I total read that as "I have dispatched my goolie."
Which is probably ALSO a threat only heard on b.org...
Teppy, in Movies, in a discussion on "Blues Brothers"
I went to Catholic school for 12 years, and let me tell you -- I'd be walking down a hall with no doors and no windows, and a nun would just *appear*. Poof. Nun. It was unnerving.
MatttheBruinsfan in Natter:
Coriander smells like flowers, no?
It tastes like ground Mary Sue, if I recall correctly: all sage and nutmeg-y, yet sweet too. I'm amazed it's a plain brown rather than amber or violet colored.
Danger Prone Ginger in Bitches:
You fall into the koi pond at the botanical gardens; you fall in the street and knock out two teeth; you break your hand in karate; you are injured in a golf cart accident; and you get eight stitches from a defective wine bottle and nobody ever lets you forget it.