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Betsy HP - Dec 30, 2004 8:46:12 am PST #7107 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

Cathy:

From Colombia, another great way at controlling the bad behavior of the populace:

Another innovative idea was to use mimes to improve both traffic and citizens' behavior. Initially 20 professional mimes shadowed pedestrians who didn't follow crossing rules: A pedestrian running across the road would be tracked by a mime who mocked his every move. Mimes also poked fun at reckless drivers. The program was so popular that another 400 people were trained as mimes.

Theodosia: I wonder what the life expectancy is for Colombian mimes.

Katie M - Dec 30, 2004 11:49:40 am PST #7108 of 10000

I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Steph in Jossverse:

You cannot fight crime with 10 feet of bushy hair trailing behind you. Ask Crystal Gayle.

DXMachina - Dec 30, 2004 3:32:31 pm PST #7109 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

In Natter, the Cat gets the better of Kat:

Allyson! Ruby changed the channel from Animal Planet. How do I change it back?!

Theodosia - Dec 30, 2004 4:45:20 pm PST #7110 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Astarte:

As the sun turns toward the sun, Buffista minds always go to porn.

Calli - Dec 30, 2004 4:47:44 pm PST #7111 of 10000

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

From Good Riddance:

Katie M: The plagues vibrate?

Oh, that's not going to end well.

Ginger - Dec 30, 2004 5:15:33 pm PST #7112 of 10000

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

From Bitches:

sj: Does anyone have any cures for looking like death? Because I think it is a little early for him to see me looking this awful.

erikaj What? Are you pale, or? Of all people, me, having to ask what death looks like.

SailAweigh - Dec 31, 2004 7:23:49 am PST #7113 of 10000

Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

From Natter, context be damned:

Rio: It makes me sad that my underthings will never turn into puffy flower parts.

Astarte - Dec 31, 2004 7:35:40 pm PST #7114 of 10000

Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

N'awlins ain't gonna know what hit it.

From the F2F thread:

DXMachina - Ya know, they have horse drawn carriages in New Orleans, too.

ita - Pas devant les chevaux!

DXMachina Is that French for "horse drawn carriage of groping?"

deborah grabien - Dec 31, 2004 10:34:52 pm PST #7115 of 10000

It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

WindSparrow in Bitches:

Starkle, starkle, little twink, Who the heck I is you think, I am not under the affluence of inkahol As some thinkle seem to peep I am. I've had tee many martoonis and a scottle of botch And the drunker I sit here the longer I get. I'm not half so think as you drunk I am, why I've got all day sober to monday up on.

See, I passed my mom's field sobriety test. I said it right. So? All this thinking about being drunk doesn't mean I am.

Astarte - Jan 01, 2005 12:55:59 pm PST #7116 of 10000

Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

Hil R, speaking the truth and bringing the funny in Natter.

I suppose that "I can't find my Palm Pilot" is probably indicative of why I needed to make the "stay organized" resolution in the first place.

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