ita: Apparently you shouldn't have the mouthpiece of the phone anywhere near your torso when you wail "Make the meeting stop!"
Ah, well.
Angelus ,'Smile Time'
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ita: Apparently you shouldn't have the mouthpiece of the phone anywhere near your torso when you wail "Make the meeting stop!"
Ah, well.
Cathy:
From Colombia, another great way at controlling the bad behavior of the populace:
Another innovative idea was to use mimes to improve both traffic and citizens' behavior. Initially 20 professional mimes shadowed pedestrians who didn't follow crossing rules: A pedestrian running across the road would be tracked by a mime who mocked his every move. Mimes also poked fun at reckless drivers. The program was so popular that another 400 people were trained as mimes.
Theodosia: I wonder what the life expectancy is for Colombian mimes.
Steph in Jossverse:
You cannot fight crime with 10 feet of bushy hair trailing behind you. Ask Crystal Gayle.
In Natter, the Cat gets the better of Kat:
Allyson! Ruby changed the channel from Animal Planet. How do I change it back?!
Astarte:
As the sun turns toward the sun, Buffista minds always go to porn.
From Good Riddance:
Katie M: The plagues vibrate?
Oh, that's not going to end well.
From Bitches:
sj: Does anyone have any cures for looking like death? Because I think it is a little early for him to see me looking this awful.
erikaj What? Are you pale, or? Of all people, me, having to ask what death looks like.
From Natter, context be damned:
Rio: It makes me sad that my underthings will never turn into puffy flower parts.
N'awlins ain't gonna know what hit it.
From the F2F thread:
DXMachina - Ya know, they have horse drawn carriages in New Orleans, too.
ita - Pas devant les chevaux!
DXMachina Is that French for "horse drawn carriage of groping?"
WindSparrow in Bitches:
Starkle, starkle, little twink, Who the heck I is you think, I am not under the affluence of inkahol As some thinkle seem to peep I am. I've had tee many martoonis and a scottle of botch And the drunker I sit here the longer I get. I'm not half so think as you drunk I am, why I've got all day sober to monday up on.
See, I passed my mom's field sobriety test. I said it right. So? All this thinking about being drunk doesn't mean I am.