Betsy HP in F2F 3: Who's Bringing the Guacamole?:
My muffaletta brings all the kerfuffles to the yard...
I got stupid. The money was too good.
Jayne ,'Objects In Space'
Coffee On My Monitor
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-t - Dec 29, 2004 9:48:58 am PST #7102 of 10000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Astarte - Dec 29, 2004 5:47:56 pm PST #7103 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.
ita about some of the less funky members of her family, re Rick James, the late "King of Punk Funk":
I'm not asking them to snort coke with him backstage. Just to have heard of him, say, and maybe know he's not white.
Nilly - Dec 29, 2004 10:36:51 pm PST #7104 of 10000
Swouncing
Literary:
sarameg: I try to read the most seatmate fear-inducing book as possible on flights.
Steph L. - Dec 30, 2004 6:59:54 am PST #7105 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Just really funny out of context, in the Goodbye 2004 thread:
Cashmere: I really like the Black Death, though. He's adorable.
Deb: Awwwwwwwwww. Black Death wants cookies!
Topic!Cindy - Dec 30, 2004 8:43:02 am PST #7106 of 10000
What is even happening?
ita: Apparently you shouldn't have the mouthpiece of the phone anywhere near your torso when you wail "Make the meeting stop!"
Ah, well.
Betsy HP - Dec 30, 2004 8:46:12 am PST #7107 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Cathy:
From Colombia, another great way at controlling the bad behavior of the populace:
Another innovative idea was to use mimes to improve both traffic and citizens' behavior. Initially 20 professional mimes shadowed pedestrians who didn't follow crossing rules: A pedestrian running across the road would be tracked by a mime who mocked his every move. Mimes also poked fun at reckless drivers. The program was so popular that another 400 people were trained as mimes.
Theodosia: I wonder what the life expectancy is for Colombian mimes.
Katie M - Dec 30, 2004 11:49:40 am PST #7108 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
Steph in Jossverse:
You cannot fight crime with 10 feet of bushy hair trailing behind you. Ask Crystal Gayle.
DXMachina - Dec 30, 2004 3:32:31 pm PST #7109 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
In Natter, the Cat gets the better of Kat:
Allyson! Ruby changed the channel from Animal Planet. How do I change it back?!
Theodosia - Dec 30, 2004 4:45:20 pm PST #7110 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Astarte:
As the sun turns toward the sun, Buffista minds always go to porn.
Calli - Dec 30, 2004 4:47:44 pm PST #7111 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
From Good Riddance:
Katie M: The plagues vibrate?
Oh, that's not going to end well.