One for the Just When You Thought You Couldn't Heart Kristin Any More files (and fall out from the above COMM):
Jessica: t zests Kristin
KristinT: Now I smell like citrus. I declare myself an orange.
OO, OO! No one rhymes with me!
I'm a big girl. Just tell me.
Inara ,'Objects In Space'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Sean K - Dec 28, 2004 2:35:25 pm PST #7098 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Pix - Dec 28, 2004 5:50:15 pm PST #7099 of 10000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Cass, in Natter, shows off her shiny holiday tagline:
"And I'm like, Mary, are you dating Jesus? and she says, no, he's just helping me, and I'm like, you mean with math? and she's like, no, to not be such a whore." - The Gospel of Debbie
(ETA: Also, appropriately, COMM sluuuuuut)
Beverly - Dec 28, 2004 10:31:38 pm PST #7100 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Raquel, in Bitches:
my DH referred to the Buffistas as my church group, which isn't far off! I guess we are the Church of the Immaculate Connection.
Topic!Cindy - Dec 29, 2004 8:50:40 am PST #7101 of 10000
What is even happening?
Cass: Silly New Englanders complaining... Drive, what, ten minutes and you're in a new one! It's freakish. My city is bigger than most of your states. Such cute wee states.
Matt the Bruins fan: A lot of those New Englanders are in Boston, where if you drive ten minutes you end up in the afterlife.
-t - Dec 29, 2004 9:48:58 am PST #7102 of 10000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Betsy HP in F2F 3: Who's Bringing the Guacamole?:
My muffaletta brings all the kerfuffles to the yard...
Astarte - Dec 29, 2004 5:47:56 pm PST #7103 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.
ita about some of the less funky members of her family, re Rick James, the late "King of Punk Funk":
I'm not asking them to snort coke with him backstage. Just to have heard of him, say, and maybe know he's not white.
Nilly - Dec 29, 2004 10:36:51 pm PST #7104 of 10000
Swouncing
Literary:
sarameg: I try to read the most seatmate fear-inducing book as possible on flights.
Steph L. - Dec 30, 2004 6:59:54 am PST #7105 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Just really funny out of context, in the Goodbye 2004 thread:
Cashmere: I really like the Black Death, though. He's adorable.
Deb: Awwwwwwwwww. Black Death wants cookies!
Topic!Cindy - Dec 30, 2004 8:43:02 am PST #7106 of 10000
What is even happening?
ita: Apparently you shouldn't have the mouthpiece of the phone anywhere near your torso when you wail "Make the meeting stop!"
Ah, well.
Betsy HP - Dec 30, 2004 8:46:12 am PST #7107 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Cathy:
From Colombia, another great way at controlling the bad behavior of the populace:
Another innovative idea was to use mimes to improve both traffic and citizens' behavior. Initially 20 professional mimes shadowed pedestrians who didn't follow crossing rules: A pedestrian running across the road would be tracked by a mime who mocked his every move. Mimes also poked fun at reckless drivers. The program was so popular that another 400 people were trained as mimes.
Theodosia: I wonder what the life expectancy is for Colombian mimes.