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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Betsy HP - Nov 06, 2002 9:57:11 am PST #709 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Madrigal, in Firefly (still non-spoilery)

I'm imagining a phone interview:

Allyson: So are you naked?
AT: No.
Allyson: Well, then would you mind getting naked?
AT: No. Aren't you going to ask me about the show?
Allyson: Yeah, yeah, outer space, westerns, metaphors, great portrayal of a marriage, fully-developed female characters, and can I just pretend you're naked?
AT: No.
Allyson: Can I at the very least lie and tell people that you were naked?
AT: Tim warned me about you people. Why oh why didn't I listen?

Betsy HP - Nov 06, 2002 10:11:57 am PST #710 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Sarameg during a watch-and-post in NAFDA, yet still unspoilery:

tyoinh with fingers iver my eues!!!! Gahhhhh! Dahhhh@!

Jon B. - Nov 06, 2002 10:14:49 am PST #711 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

The COMM so nice, we quoted it twice!

Betsy HP - Nov 06, 2002 10:16:03 am PST #712 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Oops. Sorry.

Chagrined now.

Rebecca Lizard - Nov 06, 2002 10:16:57 am PST #713 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Elena in Buffy, 'cause context is for wimps:

TV viewing with me is like interpretive dance.

Anne W. - Nov 06, 2002 10:21:05 am PST #714 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

PMM in Natter:

I read Homicide LOTS as Homicide LOTR.

So now I'm having funny Aragon/Bayliss thoughts. Shaddup.

Rebecca Lizard - Nov 06, 2002 10:32:07 am PST #715 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Madrigal in Buffy:

Dawn didn't really do that much for me - the teen character who's sending me to the special Hell is still Lily of "Grounded for Life." Having her doing the BtVSSluttyGirlDance would be a "Go Directly to Hell. Do not pass Purgatory. Do not spend $200 on indulgences."

Betsy HP - Nov 06, 2002 1:05:59 pm PST #716 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Theodosia in Buffy, nonspoiler:

all four Scoobies are supernatural to a greater or lesser extent. (Even Dawn, who might as well have "Hand Made with Love by Monks" tattooed inside her navel.)

Fay - Nov 06, 2002 2:17:01 pm PST #717 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Betsy Hanes Perry in Firefly, continuing Buffista Theology 101:

Well, there's wrong, and then there's heretical, as in "Took my perfectly good religion and gave it a half-twist, thus making it into Möbius God."

Betsy HP - Nov 06, 2002 3:19:02 pm PST #718 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

PMM: Pinch my cheeks and call me Nero, for I'll fiddle while Rome burns.

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