Madrigal, in Firefly (still non-spoilery)
I'm imagining a phone interview:
Allyson: So are you naked?
AT: No.
Allyson: Well, then would you mind getting naked?
AT: No. Aren't you going to ask me about the show?
Allyson: Yeah, yeah, outer space, westerns, metaphors, great portrayal of a marriage, fully-developed female characters, and can I just pretend you're naked?
AT: No.
Allyson: Can I at the very least lie and tell people that you were naked?
AT: Tim warned me about you people. Why oh why didn't I listen?
Sarameg during a watch-and-post in NAFDA, yet still unspoilery:
tyoinh with fingers iver my eues!!!! Gahhhhh! Dahhhh@!
The COMM so nice, we quoted it twice!
Elena in Buffy, 'cause context is for wimps:
TV viewing with me is like interpretive dance.
Madrigal in Buffy:
Dawn
didn't really do that much for me - the teen character who's sending me to the special Hell is still Lily of "Grounded for Life." Having her doing the BtVSSluttyGirlDance would be a "Go Directly to Hell. Do not pass Purgatory. Do not spend $200 on indulgences."
Theodosia in Buffy, nonspoiler:
all four Scoobies are supernatural to a greater or lesser extent. (Even Dawn, who might as well have "Hand Made with Love by Monks" tattooed inside her navel.)
Betsy Hanes Perry
in
Firefly,
continuing Buffista Theology 101:
Well, there's wrong, and then there's heretical, as in "Took my perfectly good religion and gave it a half-twist, thus making it into Möbius God."
PMM: Pinch my cheeks and call me Nero, for I'll fiddle while Rome burns.