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Rebecca Lizard - Nov 06, 2002 10:32:07 am PST #715 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Madrigal in Buffy:

Dawn didn't really do that much for me - the teen character who's sending me to the special Hell is still Lily of "Grounded for Life." Having her doing the BtVSSluttyGirlDance would be a "Go Directly to Hell. Do not pass Purgatory. Do not spend $200 on indulgences."

Betsy HP - Nov 06, 2002 1:05:59 pm PST #716 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Theodosia in Buffy, nonspoiler:

all four Scoobies are supernatural to a greater or lesser extent. (Even Dawn, who might as well have "Hand Made with Love by Monks" tattooed inside her navel.)

Fay - Nov 06, 2002 2:17:01 pm PST #717 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Betsy Hanes Perry in Firefly, continuing Buffista Theology 101:

Well, there's wrong, and then there's heretical, as in "Took my perfectly good religion and gave it a half-twist, thus making it into Möbius God."

Betsy HP - Nov 06, 2002 3:19:02 pm PST #718 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

PMM: Pinch my cheeks and call me Nero, for I'll fiddle while Rome burns.

Beverly - Nov 06, 2002 5:17:26 pm PST #719 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

erika as Hagrid in Bitches:

Did I kill the thread with exploding Midwesterners? Sorry about that.

Trudy Booth - Nov 06, 2002 8:55:09 pm PST #720 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

amyparker: There's one downtown. I could take the train, get some coffee, wander Temple Square and see if they've reset the pagan detectors .

esse - Nov 06, 2002 11:49:44 pm PST #721 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Bitches:

Hec: I'd never fuck citrus.

Burrell: I think I just encountered my new limit for TMI.

Billytea: I think my limit would be if he listed conditions under which he would.

Steph L. - Nov 07, 2002 5:37:56 am PST #722 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

in Bitches, Trudy's follow-up to the above:

I'm wondering about other categories of fruit myself. "Citrus" is very specific.

billytea - Nov 07, 2002 11:21:45 am PST #723 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Trudy, in Bitches:

Sorry about that. Calli. Didn't mean to make you menstruate.

In Natter, a marvellous juxtaposition of two conversations:

Laura: Florida has rats. They love the citrus. Don't think we have plague.

erikaj: I guess they figure you can handle that yourself. Or have an EBay account.

erikaj - Nov 07, 2002 11:48:31 am PST #724 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

Dude, total accident. And I fixed it too! No fair! But I won't really complain, being a COMM Companion.

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