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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Betsy HP - Nov 06, 2002 3:19:02 pm PST #718 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

PMM: Pinch my cheeks and call me Nero, for I'll fiddle while Rome burns.


Beverly - Nov 06, 2002 5:17:26 pm PST #719 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

erika as Hagrid in Bitches:

Did I kill the thread with exploding Midwesterners? Sorry about that.


Trudy Booth - Nov 06, 2002 8:55:09 pm PST #720 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

amyparker: There's one downtown. I could take the train, get some coffee, wander Temple Square and see if they've reset the pagan detectors .


esse - Nov 06, 2002 11:49:44 pm PST #721 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Bitches:

Hec: I'd never fuck citrus.

Burrell: I think I just encountered my new limit for TMI.

Billytea: I think my limit would be if he listed conditions under which he would.


Steph L. - Nov 07, 2002 5:37:56 am PST #722 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

in Bitches, Trudy's follow-up to the above:

I'm wondering about other categories of fruit myself. "Citrus" is very specific.


billytea - Nov 07, 2002 11:21:45 am PST #723 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Trudy, in Bitches:

Sorry about that. Calli. Didn't mean to make you menstruate.

In Natter, a marvellous juxtaposition of two conversations:

Laura: Florida has rats. They love the citrus. Don't think we have plague.

erikaj: I guess they figure you can handle that yourself. Or have an EBay account.


erikaj - Nov 07, 2002 11:48:31 am PST #724 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!

Dude, total accident. And I fixed it too! No fair! But I won't really complain, being a COMM Companion.


Theodosia - Nov 07, 2002 12:24:41 pm PST #725 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

ita:

Montreal has been colonized by a community of snotty and aggressive fluffy tailed rodents.

billytea:

Separatist Francophones? (I have a mental picture of them smoking Gauloises and complaining about American rodent culture.)


Fay - Nov 07, 2002 12:37:55 pm PST #726 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

t illicit natter

So did anyone point out to Hec that Oranges are Not the Only Fruit? (And are you aware that 'lemon' is northern English slang for 'lesbian'?)

t /illicit natter


Sue - Nov 07, 2002 12:47:12 pm PST #727 of 10000
hip deep in pie

Or the book Lemon.