Buffy: A Guide, but no water or food. So it leads me to the sacred place and then a week later it leads you to my bleached bones? Giles: Buffy, really. It takes more than a week to bleach bones.

'Dirty Girls'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Rebecca Lizard - Nov 06, 2002 10:16:57 am PST #713 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Elena in Buffy, 'cause context is for wimps:

TV viewing with me is like interpretive dance.


Anne W. - Nov 06, 2002 10:21:05 am PST #714 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

PMM in Natter:

I read Homicide LOTS as Homicide LOTR.

So now I'm having funny Aragon/Bayliss thoughts. Shaddup.


Rebecca Lizard - Nov 06, 2002 10:32:07 am PST #715 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Madrigal in Buffy:

Dawn didn't really do that much for me - the teen character who's sending me to the special Hell is still Lily of "Grounded for Life." Having her doing the BtVSSluttyGirlDance would be a "Go Directly to Hell. Do not pass Purgatory. Do not spend $200 on indulgences."


Betsy HP - Nov 06, 2002 1:05:59 pm PST #716 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Theodosia in Buffy, nonspoiler:

all four Scoobies are supernatural to a greater or lesser extent. (Even Dawn, who might as well have "Hand Made with Love by Monks" tattooed inside her navel.)


Fay - Nov 06, 2002 2:17:01 pm PST #717 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Betsy Hanes Perry in Firefly, continuing Buffista Theology 101:

Well, there's wrong, and then there's heretical, as in "Took my perfectly good religion and gave it a half-twist, thus making it into Möbius God."


Betsy HP - Nov 06, 2002 3:19:02 pm PST #718 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

PMM: Pinch my cheeks and call me Nero, for I'll fiddle while Rome burns.


Beverly - Nov 06, 2002 5:17:26 pm PST #719 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

erika as Hagrid in Bitches:

Did I kill the thread with exploding Midwesterners? Sorry about that.


Trudy Booth - Nov 06, 2002 8:55:09 pm PST #720 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

amyparker: There's one downtown. I could take the train, get some coffee, wander Temple Square and see if they've reset the pagan detectors .


esse - Nov 06, 2002 11:49:44 pm PST #721 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Bitches:

Hec: I'd never fuck citrus.

Burrell: I think I just encountered my new limit for TMI.

Billytea: I think my limit would be if he listed conditions under which he would.


Steph L. - Nov 07, 2002 5:37:56 am PST #722 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

in Bitches, Trudy's follow-up to the above:

I'm wondering about other categories of fruit myself. "Citrus" is very specific.