Teppy, on Haldir: So many of those damn elves' names sound like antidepressant medications.
P-C:
"Yeah, he took me off Zoloft and put me on Legolas."
"That sounds FUCKING AWESOME."
Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!
Oz ,'Bring On The Night'
Coffee On My Monitor
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amych - Nov 12, 2004 8:15:24 am PST #6926 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
billytea - Nov 12, 2004 12:57:13 pm PST #6927 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
vw, in Bitches, best laugh I've had all day:
Ok...secret's coming out. I'm hiding out at Deena's and having so much fun. The kids are just cracking me up. I had to come tell a Kara story.
She's currently running around in her pullup diaper. I told her, "Kara, I can see your butt crack!"
"I don't have a butt crack!"
"Everyone has a butt crack."
"I don't have a butt crack!"
"Yes you do!"
"I DON'T HAVE A BUTT CRACK!
I decide to post this on Bitches...we're also currently looking at a Chinese menu, and Kara says, "This menu has a butt crack, though."
Betsy HP - Nov 12, 2004 1:52:10 pm PST #6928 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Cass:
Amazon GoldBox just offered me a Wüsthof 6-Inch cleaver. I think they can hear the neighbors too.
deborah grabien - Nov 12, 2004 3:00:04 pm PST #6929 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Betsy beat me to it. I shall go out in the garden and eat worms.
DCJensen - Nov 12, 2004 3:48:18 pm PST #6930 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
News item:
Federal judges are jeopardizing national security by issuing rulings contradictory to President Bush's decisions on America's obligations under international treaties and agreements, Attorney General John Ashcroft said Friday.
Susan W:
My DH: "Damn activist presidents! We need a president who will follow the Constitution."
Me, sadly: "We tried."
Edain - Nov 12, 2004 5:23:37 pm PST #6931 of 10000
"Being hungover is like winning the lottery, except they pay you in regret!" - T-Rex
Consuela:
Oh, for the love of god.
It's the CONSTITUTION, you moron.
Want to brand it on his forehead, backwards, so he will see it every morning as he shaves.
NoiseDesign:
Like he actually knows how to shave himself.
Trudy Booth:
Like he actually has a reflection.
deborah grabien - Nov 12, 2004 9:47:30 pm PST #6932 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Ha! Wasn't beaten to this one. In Bitches:
Susan W: OK, I'm geek enough that I briefly tried to convince DH that Eowyn would make a wonderful middle name. But it must be noted that my fictional name source never goes Evil!
Daniel C. Jensen: It's better than naming your kid "Dubya" after someone who already is.
Theodosia - Nov 14, 2004 12:14:03 pm PST #6933 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Trudy Booth:
It always makes me crazy when people treat MLK Day as a "black" thing. Not only did he free blacks from (a great deal of, clearly the job isn't done) tyranny, he freed whites from being tyrants.
JohnSweden - Nov 15, 2004 8:21:26 am PST #6934 of 10000
I can't even.
Nilly in Natter:
Jessica, in my mind's ears, your post read: "In every wedding there's a chosen bridesmaid dress. She alone will stand against the formal, the styling, and the forces of the wedding industry. She is the bridesmaid dress".
ETA: Muahhhahaha on my uber cut-n-paste skillz. The extra 512mb of ram I stuck in this machine today is already paying off!
Topic!Cindy - Nov 15, 2004 8:22:59 am PST #6935 of 10000
What is even happening?
Jessica: In the mind of almost every bride, there is a Platonic ideal of a bridesmaid dress that flatters every figure, is formal enough for a wedding, yet classically styled enough to be worn over and over again. This, in spite of the fact that the bride tells her only bridesmaid, repeatedly, "I don't care what you wear, I just want you there on My Big Day," will cause the bride to reject all of the suggestions made by the bridesmaid because "It's nice, but it's not really what I pictured."
Nilly: Jessica, in my mind's ears, your post read: "In every wedding there's a chosen bridesmaid dress. She alone will stand against the formal, the styling, and the forces of the wedding industry. She is the bridesmaid dress".
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( *shaky fist* to JohnSweden, of course I provided context, so...neener.)