Deena: Aidan is watching Elmo. Elmo may be evil, but Aidan's getting the most insane glee out of it. He screams like a girl at her first rock concert every time Elmo starts to sing his song.
Doesn't matter that we took him off that boat, Shepherd, it's the place he's going to live from now on.
Mal ,'Bushwhacked'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Trudy Booth - Nov 10, 2004 5:32:15 am PST #6909 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
lori - Nov 10, 2004 7:09:21 am PST #6910 of 10000
In Natter:
Gudanov: Now I know this isn't the case with all Christians, but why is gun ownership a religious issue?
msbelle: because Jesus liked to hunt. duh.
beathen - Nov 10, 2004 7:28:37 am PST #6911 of 10000
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.
In Natter:
Gudanov:
Now I know this isn't the case with all Christians, but why is gun ownership a religious issue?
msbelle:
because Jesus liked to hunt. duh.
Polter-Cow:
The Eleventh Commandment: Thou Shalt Bear Arms.
Gudanov:
Oh. Crap, all these years I thought it was 'Thou Shalt Arm Bears'.
Polter-Cow:
There has been an increase in ranger murders in the past twenty years. Also picnic basket theft.
lexine:
If you go into the woods today, you're in for a big surprise...
Kathy Astrom:
"Hey-hey, Boo-Boo! Let's take out Ranger Smith tonight with this aught-20 I got at the local gun show!" "Sure thing, Yogi!"
Jessica:
There's an old New Yorker cartoon that has the founding fathers carrying wall-mounted bear arms while writing the Bill of Rights, and one says "Well at least there's no way this one can be misinterpreted..."
last post is out of order so it makes sense in context
Kate P. - Nov 10, 2004 9:34:28 am PST #6912 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
In Bitches:
DavidS: That's how I feel about getting a Library of Congress number - I'm part of the Big Story of American Publishing. It's cool!
Tom Scola: You should change your screen name to ML3534.L685. People could call you "781.66" as a nickname.
DXMachina - Nov 10, 2004 10:56:36 am PST #6913 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Matt, in Lost:
Dear Sawyer,
If you want to have an engaging homoeroticism-laced rivalry with the darkly handsome goody-two-shoes lead of your show over the woman you're both ostensibly interested in, it's best to snidely insult him to his face rather than behind his back.
Best regards,
Lindsey McDonald
Attorney at Law
Gris - Nov 10, 2004 12:28:21 pm PST #6914 of 10000
Hey. New board.
In Bitches (I'm not sure it makes any sense, but it made me laugh.):
Plei: Rest assured, I'm sticking to my bedrest
Polter-Cow: Good! Otherwise, when the blob asks you why she has three hands, you'd have to point to the computer and say, "Buffistas!" and the blob'll say, "'ffistas?" and you'll say, "Yeah, let's have some pizza!"
Theodosia - Nov 11, 2004 2:08:50 am PST #6915 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Matt the Bruinsfan in Other Media (aka "comics"):
Madelyne Pryor can make my head hurt like few other comic characters. It's as if, when they wrote her backstory, the printer's ink was made from concentrated crap.
Trudy Booth - Nov 11, 2004 6:57:00 am PST #6916 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Tommyrot: So, um, following the laws WRT abortion is not good enough for conservative Republicans?
Jessica: Well, sure. Obeying state law is just the first step down that slippery slope towards respecting the Bill of Rights, and then where would we be?
aurelia - Nov 11, 2004 7:44:26 am PST #6917 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Cashmere: What the hell is the homosexual agenda?
ita: When you go into the homosexual lobby, you'll see it up on the bulletin board on the right hand side.
Wolfram - Nov 11, 2004 7:48:35 am PST #6918 of 10000
Visilurking
Steph with the follow-up:
11 a.m.: Brunch.
1 p.m.: Tanning.
2 p.m.: Botox.
3 p.m.: Gym.
5 p.m.: Shopping.
8 p.m.: Dinner.
11 p.m.: Clubbing.
Or so the stereotypes have led me to believe.