Aimee, is she getting nuttier?
(That was me)
You're not gonna jokey-rhyme your way out of this one.
Willow ,'Sleeper'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Sean K - Nov 08, 2004 8:28:48 pm PST #6901 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Theodosia - Nov 09, 2004 7:55:05 am PST #6902 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I might as well mention this here -- one thing that will keep babies from suckling correctly is a short tendon in the front of the tongue, which is often referred to as being tongue-tied. The correction for this is a teeny cut at the underside of the tongue, which tends to upset new parents a whole lot, and I've heard of doctors advised to take the baby out of the room to do it. It wouldn't surprise me if Joe-Mom had a pediatrician who told her he was taking Baby!Joe to "get X-rayed", made the little nick, waited a few minutes for the bleeding to stop, and brought little Suckling!Enabled!Baby!Joe back to her.
Or maybe she's just getting nuttier.
billytea - Nov 09, 2004 7:57:39 am PST #6903 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Betsy, In Bitches:
F, C, M: Eeyore, Pooh, Owl.
Glamcookie - Nov 09, 2004 10:56:25 am PST #6904 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
shrift in Natter:
My work e-mail has inexplicably stopped working.
Woo hoo!
libkitty - Nov 09, 2004 2:12:25 pm PST #6905 of 10000
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
Heather Alayne in Natter, responding to a story of a pharmacist who refused to fill a prescription for birth control pills:
It would be interesting to see what would happen if everyone engaged in this kind of occupational activism.
"I'm sorry I can't bring you another cheesecake, I believe that our bodies are our temples and cheesecake is bad for you."
"I'm a vegetarian so I won't be ringing up that filet in your cart."
"I believe SUV's are killing our environment. I refuse to sell you $50 in gas."
Topic!Cindy - Nov 09, 2004 2:13:55 pm PST #6906 of 10000
What is even happening?
ita: Sometimes, if a thing comes to easily, we don't value it. If you need to block the whole board, the investment of doing it one poster at a time will be reward in and of itself.
libkitty - Nov 09, 2004 2:18:11 pm PST #6907 of 10000
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
I COMMed too early!
Aimee in Natter:
"Hi. I'm Aimee. Welcome to The Gap."
"Hi. I'm Orlando Bloom."
"Yes, I know."
"Anyway, I'd like to buy some pants."
"No."
"I'm sorry?"
"No. I can not sell you pants."
"Jeans, khakis, trousers?"
"No."
"Why?"
"I don't believe that hot guys that I lust after should ever wear pants. Expecially around me. It is against my beliefs that hot guys that I lust after wear anything that covers what God gave you and intended for me to worship."
"Okay, guess I'll have to go to Abercrombie."
"Yeah, they believe as I do. No pants."
"Can I wear a skirt?"
"Yes. As long as you wear this eyeliner."
"You yanks are nuts. Much easier in Britian."
"I know. And to think we left all those years ago."
billytea - Nov 09, 2004 2:53:11 pm PST #6908 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Polter-Cow in Natter:
I need to find a Chick-Fil-A and go bang on their doors one Sunday: "Dammit! GOD WANTS ME TO HAVE LUNCH!"
Trudy Booth - Nov 10, 2004 5:32:15 am PST #6909 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Deena: Aidan is watching Elmo. Elmo may be evil, but Aidan's getting the most insane glee out of it. He screams like a girl at her first rock concert every time Elmo starts to sing his song.
lori - Nov 10, 2004 7:09:21 am PST #6910 of 10000
In Natter:
Gudanov: Now I know this isn't the case with all Christians, but why is gun ownership a religious issue?
msbelle: because Jesus liked to hunt. duh.