Betsy, In Bitches:
F, C, M: Eeyore, Pooh, Owl.
Elliot: I thought I said discreet. Gwen: What, do you see nipple?
'Just Rewards (2)'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
billytea - Nov 09, 2004 7:57:39 am PST #6903 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Glamcookie - Nov 09, 2004 10:56:25 am PST #6904 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
shrift in Natter:
My work e-mail has inexplicably stopped working.
Woo hoo!
libkitty - Nov 09, 2004 2:12:25 pm PST #6905 of 10000
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
Heather Alayne in Natter, responding to a story of a pharmacist who refused to fill a prescription for birth control pills:
It would be interesting to see what would happen if everyone engaged in this kind of occupational activism.
"I'm sorry I can't bring you another cheesecake, I believe that our bodies are our temples and cheesecake is bad for you."
"I'm a vegetarian so I won't be ringing up that filet in your cart."
"I believe SUV's are killing our environment. I refuse to sell you $50 in gas."
Topic!Cindy - Nov 09, 2004 2:13:55 pm PST #6906 of 10000
What is even happening?
ita: Sometimes, if a thing comes to easily, we don't value it. If you need to block the whole board, the investment of doing it one poster at a time will be reward in and of itself.
libkitty - Nov 09, 2004 2:18:11 pm PST #6907 of 10000
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
I COMMed too early!
Aimee in Natter:
"Hi. I'm Aimee. Welcome to The Gap."
"Hi. I'm Orlando Bloom."
"Yes, I know."
"Anyway, I'd like to buy some pants."
"No."
"I'm sorry?"
"No. I can not sell you pants."
"Jeans, khakis, trousers?"
"No."
"Why?"
"I don't believe that hot guys that I lust after should ever wear pants. Expecially around me. It is against my beliefs that hot guys that I lust after wear anything that covers what God gave you and intended for me to worship."
"Okay, guess I'll have to go to Abercrombie."
"Yeah, they believe as I do. No pants."
"Can I wear a skirt?"
"Yes. As long as you wear this eyeliner."
"You yanks are nuts. Much easier in Britian."
"I know. And to think we left all those years ago."
billytea - Nov 09, 2004 2:53:11 pm PST #6908 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Polter-Cow in Natter:
I need to find a Chick-Fil-A and go bang on their doors one Sunday: "Dammit! GOD WANTS ME TO HAVE LUNCH!"
Trudy Booth - Nov 10, 2004 5:32:15 am PST #6909 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Deena: Aidan is watching Elmo. Elmo may be evil, but Aidan's getting the most insane glee out of it. He screams like a girl at her first rock concert every time Elmo starts to sing his song.
lori - Nov 10, 2004 7:09:21 am PST #6910 of 10000
In Natter:
Gudanov: Now I know this isn't the case with all Christians, but why is gun ownership a religious issue?
msbelle: because Jesus liked to hunt. duh.
beathen - Nov 10, 2004 7:28:37 am PST #6911 of 10000
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.
In Natter:
Gudanov:
Now I know this isn't the case with all Christians, but why is gun ownership a religious issue?
msbelle:
because Jesus liked to hunt. duh.
Polter-Cow:
The Eleventh Commandment: Thou Shalt Bear Arms.
Gudanov:
Oh. Crap, all these years I thought it was 'Thou Shalt Arm Bears'.
Polter-Cow:
There has been an increase in ranger murders in the past twenty years. Also picnic basket theft.
lexine:
If you go into the woods today, you're in for a big surprise...
Kathy Astrom:
"Hey-hey, Boo-Boo! Let's take out Ranger Smith tonight with this aught-20 I got at the local gun show!" "Sure thing, Yogi!"
Jessica:
There's an old New Yorker cartoon that has the founding fathers carrying wall-mounted bear arms while writing the Bill of Rights, and one says "Well at least there's no way this one can be misinterpreted..."
last post is out of order so it makes sense in context
Kate P. - Nov 10, 2004 9:34:28 am PST #6912 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
In Bitches:
DavidS: That's how I feel about getting a Library of Congress number - I'm part of the Big Story of American Publishing. It's cool!
Tom Scola: You should change your screen name to ML3534.L685. People could call you "781.66" as a nickname.