Aimee in Bitches, on Emma Jayne's being head down and ready to go:
She is fully aware that there is only ONE exit available to her unless it is an emergency. And as far as inflatable safety devices go, she can grap a boob.
Now hold on, I'm gonna press the right pedal harder. I expect us to accelerate.
Anya ,'Showtime'
Coffee On My Monitor
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deborah grabien - Oct 15, 2004 7:45:47 am PDT #6777 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
juliana - Oct 15, 2004 7:58:09 am PDT #6778 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Aimee's on a roll....
It started off from an old comedy bit where someone said that when they get pulled over, they keep a maglite in their and when the cop flashed the light in his eyes and ask what he doing, the comic would do the same.
My mind processes being what they are (read:insane) I always thought that would come in handy for those yearly womenly exams. Doc goes down there with his light and there's a little foreman guy who is all dressed in sperlunking gear with a miner's helmet on, wondering who the hell's out there and what's up with him bringing the sun. Anyway, that is VAGINA MAN. He leads the way to the cervix, he's kinda this gruff Jersey construction guy...."Ya gotcher cervix up here, it's strong. Had a baby once-nastiest thing. Took us forever to get shit shored up right again."
Anne W. - Oct 15, 2004 12:41:10 pm PDT #6779 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Alibelle's commentary on an article about soldiers in Iraq.
But Nadine Stratford of Rock Hill, S.C., said her godson Colin Durham, 20, has been happy with his time in Iraq. She has not heard from him since the platoon was detained.
"When I talked to him about a month ago, he was fine," Stratford said. "He said it was like being at home."
What the hell kind of home is he from???
Gris - Oct 15, 2004 7:19:43 pm PDT #6780 of 10000
Hey. New board.
Bwah! In Buffy.
Lyra Jane: Buffy? Isn't that the show about the blonde chick and the monsters? Ew.
Polter-Cow: No, Lyra, that's 7th Heaven.
Aims - Oct 16, 2004 8:07:27 pm PDT #6781 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Debetesse in Bitches asking the questions we all want answers to:
Does transubstantiated bread count as carbs or protein?
Beverly - Oct 16, 2004 10:46:12 pm PDT #6782 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Not a funny, but definitely worth preserving:
Deb in Great Write Way--
And trust me on this, because I have never not wowed people, not ever, not once in my life. And my superwomanness, when it comes to whatever I make, is about as relative as dust and about as insubstantial as a ray of moonlight. That stuff doesn't matter. It can only hinder.
Not easy, but true. The creation is the stuff that matters. Give it every weapon you can.
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 17, 2004 7:48:21 am PDT #6783 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Jesse , in Natter:
And, after watching America's Next Top Model with two straight guys last night, I realized the full brilliance of the show -- it stereotypically appeals to EVERYONE. Straight women like examining other women, straight guys and lesbians like hot chicks, and gay guys like fashion and cattiness. It's perfect!
Anne W. - Oct 17, 2004 1:56:38 pm PDT #6784 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
In Bitches:
Cindy talks about reading Bill Clinton's book, and provides the setup:
Dear Self,
Do yourself a favor, and stop reading Bill Clinton's book until the election is over. If it goes the way you want, you'll enjoy it more. If it doesn't, you can lose yourself in it, and probably ration the pages such that it lasts at least 1/2 way through the next term.
Love,
You Know Who
Polter-Cow
Aaah! Voldemort's writing letters to Cindy!
Cindy
He's a lurker. He supports me in email. It's thing.
tommyrot:
::wonders what kind of computer and OS He Who Shall Not Be Named uses::
Polter-Cow - Oct 18, 2004 6:42:48 am PDT #6785 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Natter:
Hil:
For some reason, I can't get to anywhere on the internet but here. Every other site I try, I'm getting a "page cannot be found" message.
tommyrot:
Obviously, George W Bush is controlling all the other internets for your own good.
ita:
Handsome president! Saved me from the internets!
aurelia - Oct 18, 2004 4:33:12 pm PDT #6786 of 10000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Who says irony is dead?
Tommyrot:
"PUBLIC SPLIT ON WHETHER BUSH IS A DIVIDER"
- CNN Scrolling Banner, 15 Oct 2004.