'Life of the Party'
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Alibelle's commentary on an article about soldiers in Iraq.
But Nadine Stratford of Rock Hill, S.C., said her godson Colin Durham, 20, has been happy with his time in Iraq. She has not heard from him since the platoon was detained.
"When I talked to him about a month ago, he was fine," Stratford said. "He said it was like being at home."
What the hell kind of home is he from???
Bwah! In Buffy.
Lyra Jane: Buffy? Isn't that the show about the blonde chick and the monsters? Ew.
Polter-Cow: No, Lyra, that's 7th Heaven.
Debetesse in Bitches asking the questions we all want answers to:
Does transubstantiated bread count as carbs or protein?
Not a funny, but definitely worth preserving:
Deb in Great Write Way--
And trust me on this, because I have never not wowed people, not ever, not once in my life. And my superwomanness, when it comes to whatever I make, is about as relative as dust and about as insubstantial as a ray of moonlight. That stuff doesn't matter. It can only hinder.
Not easy, but true. The creation is the stuff that matters. Give it every weapon you can.
Jesse , in Natter:
And, after watching America's Next Top Model with two straight guys last night, I realized the full brilliance of the show -- it stereotypically appeals to EVERYONE. Straight women like examining other women, straight guys and lesbians like hot chicks, and gay guys like fashion and cattiness. It's perfect!
In Bitches:
Cindy talks about reading Bill Clinton's book, and provides the setup:
Dear Self,
Do yourself a favor, and stop reading Bill Clinton's book until the election is over. If it goes the way you want, you'll enjoy it more. If it doesn't, you can lose yourself in it, and probably ration the pages such that it lasts at least 1/2 way through the next term.
Love,
You Know Who
Polter-Cow
Aaah! Voldemort's writing letters to Cindy!
Cindy
He's a lurker. He supports me in email. It's thing.
tommyrot:
::wonders what kind of computer and OS He Who Shall Not Be Named uses::
Natter:
Hil:
For some reason, I can't get to anywhere on the internet but here. Every other site I try, I'm getting a "page cannot be found" message.
tommyrot:
Obviously, George W Bush is controlling all the other internets for your own good.
ita:
Handsome president! Saved me from the internets!
Who says irony is dead?
Tommyrot:
"PUBLIC SPLIT ON WHETHER BUSH IS A DIVIDER"
- CNN Scrolling Banner, 15 Oct 2004.
The betting heats up in the miracleborn baby pool:
brenda m - Put me down for the 27th. 7lbs 4 oz. And no tentacles.
lexine - Well, we do know the baby is a girl.
I can't believe one COMM'd this already.
Trudy Booth: Hello muskrat my old friend...
Topic!Cindy: I've come to smell your musk again
Trudy Booth: Because a rodent softly-y creeping
Topic!Cindy: Left its musk while I was sleeping
-t: Oh the words of the muskrats are written on the subway walls