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It's all about choices, Faith. The ones we make, and the ones we don't. Oh, and the consequences. Those are always fun.

Angelus ,'Smile Time'

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Calli - Oct 12, 2004 7:33:20 am PDT #6750 of 10000

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

From natter:

ita: Gotta be decomposition, right?

Gudanov: You might be turning into a Zombie. If you start getting an urge to feast on the flesh and brains of the living, first pay a visit to some FOX network executives, then see a doctor and get a prescription for Pfizer's topical ointment Zombie-B-Gone(tm). If it's too expensive to get here, you might need to go to Canada to get some, although the Canadians are getting stricter about allowing the undead across the border so expect some paperwork.

beathen - Oct 12, 2004 9:21:21 am PDT #6751 of 10000

Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.

shrift in Natter on the misuse of quotes:

Terminal stupidity and egregious hand-holding may cause me to dislike you, but lady, I'm telling you, put down the scare quotes and back away before I visit a "pet store" to buy a 9mm "bunny".

Jessica - Oct 12, 2004 9:44:29 am PDT #6752 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Cindy, in Bitches:

Dear Naked Women,

Please stay away from the felines.

Thanks,
My Breasts

Trudy Booth - Oct 12, 2004 12:02:59 pm PDT #6753 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Aimée: Ok, one more thing for Maria and then I'll shut my gratuitous yap - if you happen to have a bridesmaid or other wedding party member not knowledgeable in the workings of the catholic church, give them a crash course on things like how to cross yourself so she doesn't do it wrong in front of God and everybody whilst standing infront of the church only to have her husband remind her that it's Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet and Watch.

billytea: Unless you keep your wallet in your back pocket. Then you'll find yourself doing the Macarena.

Topic!Cindy - Oct 12, 2004 12:03:03 pm PDT #6754 of 10000

What is even happening?

Aimee Gives Wedding Advice: If you happen to have a bridesmaid or other wedding party member not knowledgeable in the workings of the catholic church, give them a crash course on things like how to cross yourself so she doesn't do it wrong in front of God and everybody whilst standing infront of the church only to have her husband remind her that it's Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet and Watch.

Topic!Cindy - Oct 12, 2004 12:03:36 pm PDT #6755 of 10000

What is even happening?

ARugh. 4 seconds. Curse you, wee Trudy.

§ ita § - Oct 12, 2004 12:08:41 pm PDT #6756 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Followup from -t in Natter:

And if you do the cross backwards, you can cover by saying you're Orthodox.

I don't know how to cover for doing the macarena.

Beverly - Oct 12, 2004 1:39:25 pm PDT #6757 of 10000

Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Today in Natter--

sumi: Tommy Lee goes back to school -- a new reality tv show on NBC.

Cindy: I've lost count, how many horsemen of the apocalypse are we up to, now?

P-C: Four horsemen, three ponymen.

Cindy: How many ponymen are there, before we start counting the flying monkeys, P-C?

P-C: Just one more to go, Cindy. They like to be in fours.

Gud:

On the first day of the Apocalypse the end of days brought me One TV show starring Tommy Lee.

On the second day of the Apocalypse the end of days brought me Two Joe Millionaires, and One TV show starring Tommy Lee.

On the third day of the Apocalypse the end of days brought me Three The Swans, Two Joe Millionaires, and One TV show starring Tommy Lee.

On the fourth day of the Apocalypse the end of days brought me Foooouuuur Deeeeeeaaaaaadly Horsemen, Three The Swans, Two Joe Millionaires, and One TV show starring Tommy Lee.

On the fifth day of the Apocalypse the end of days brought me Five Annoying Ponymen, Foooouuuur Deeeeeeaaaaaadly Horsemen, Three The Swans, Two Joe Millionaires, and One TV show starring Tommy Lee.

On the sixth day of the Apocalypse the end of days brought me Six Flying Monkeys, Five Annoying Ponymen, Foooouuuur Deeeeeeaaaaaadly Horsemen, Three The Swans, Two Joe Millionaires, and One TV show starring Tommy Lee. etc..

Steph L. - Oct 13, 2004 11:11:55 am PDT #6758 of 10000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

-t: See, I've never even seen a Canadian quarter before. I thought it might be a state commemorative at first glance. The picture of the Queen tipped me off.

Topic!Cindy: Are you sure it's not Barbara Bush?

DXMachina: Are you sure it's not the San Francisco commemorative?

DXMachina - Oct 13, 2004 12:52:02 pm PDT #6759 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Best random intersection of subjects ever. In Natter...

DXMachina: Bill O'Reilly is being sued for sexual harassment.

Topic!Cindy: Oh man, he must have made her read his book.

ita: Dead mallard sex.

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