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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
NovaChild in Quotables:
A hush settles over the crowd as the race creeps toward the finish. At this point it's neck-and-neck, the last few laps will decide it all. Will Harmony forever be known as stupid-yet-endearing or stupid-yet-tactless-yet-endearing? Or, in fact, both? I don't know about you, but I'm excited to see the outcome of this event. It could change the very shape of deathmatches to come.
In Natter, proving the Hellmouth is still alive and kicking:
tommyrot:
GWB has accepted the nomination. It's all over but the ascension.
JohnSweden:
Is he going to do the whole speech?
Kristen:
Oh just ascend already.
Jessica: Dubya has arrived in NYC. They've completely closed off 3rd Avenue so that the official Dubya caravan can drive to the Waldorf the wrong way down a one-way street.
Teppy: That's what happens when you let Dubya drive.
Hec, in Natter, on the subject of JZ's mom:
Her Mom won't just take her on a guilt trip, she'll take her on a Grand Tour of all the major cities of continental Guilt: St. Flagellation, Unworthiesburg, Olde Shame. The classics.
ita, in Natter on the naming of one's children after hurricanes:
I would totally consider naming my kid after a hurricane she was born during.
However, living in CA, I'll likely end up with kids named 5.3 and 4.2 instead.
VW Bug, In Bitches:
I'm going to procrastinate a bit by showering. The world will be pleased with this procrastination technique, though, as I will be lots less stinky.
JZ , in Bitches:
I was just about to say "From your lips to God's ear, erika" and then I amended it to "From your fingertips to God's eye" and then I got all distracted by the thought of God lurking on b.org and supporting us in email and I completely lost track of what I was originally going to say, but I urge you to ponder the idea of God being a lurker who supports in email, as it's entertaining and leads to all kinds of interesting theological speculation.
Natter ...
Hil: I'm not quite awake, but I think I'm awake enough to handle calculus.
Sue: This is the difference between the math brain and my brain. Twenty pots of coffee wouldn't make me awake enough to handle calculus.
Robin: Twenty pots of methamphetamine wouldn't make me awake enough to handle calculus.
Calli: Me neither. But after I vibrated into another dimension, I probably wouldn't care about calculus.
edited because apparently I'm not awake enough to handle formatting
edited because apparently I'm not awake enough to handle formatting
maybe coffee help
From the wilds of Natter:
Steph L. -- JZ! You were in my dream last night! You hugged me and told me you loved me. I can't remember what happened after that, but I'm really hoping you didn't run me through with a sword to prevent Acathla from sucking the world into hell.
In Natter:
ita: Is everyone aware that Val Kilmer IS Moses?
KristinT: For some unknown reason, I read "Val Kilmer" as "Keanu Reeves", and my brain went to a really dark, disturbing place.
"Dude! Let my people go! Whoa...are those frogs?"