edited because apparently I'm not awake enough to handle formatting
maybe coffee help
Wesley: Feng Shui. Gunn: Right. What's that mean again? Wesley: That people will believe anything. Actually, in this place, Feng Shui will probably have enormous significance. I'll align my furniture the wrong way and suddenly catch fire or turn into a pudding.
'Conviction (1)'
Coffee On My Monitor
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amych - Sep 08, 2004 5:31:47 am PDT #6621 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Calli - Sep 08, 2004 5:37:21 am PDT #6622 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
From the wilds of Natter:
Steph L. -- JZ! You were in my dream last night! You hugged me and told me you loved me. I can't remember what happened after that, but I'm really hoping you didn't run me through with a sword to prevent Acathla from sucking the world into hell.
DXMachina - Sep 09, 2004 2:40:58 am PDT #6623 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
In Natter:
ita: Is everyone aware that Val Kilmer IS Moses?
KristinT: For some unknown reason, I read "Val Kilmer" as "Keanu Reeves", and my brain went to a really dark, disturbing place.
"Dude! Let my people go! Whoa...are those frogs?"
Deena - Sep 09, 2004 6:58:52 am PDT #6624 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
cuz it made VW spit coffee:
vw bug: I had forgotten about all the different “types” of students in a class…especially one that is so interactive. There is the know-it-all, the interrupter, the hand-waver, the can’t-get-a-word-in-edgewise (that’s no one else can get a word in, not the other way around), the complainy bitch, the whiner, the one-who-really-does-have-good-ideas-but-talks-too-much, the soaks-it-all-in person, the observer (that’d be me), and the friendly face (my bud from last semester’s honors seminar).
Topic!Cindy: Hmmm. This sounds similar to the way things are somewhere else. The word won't come to me, though. Itiner...no, that's not it. Inter-mural. Nope. Iditarod? Nope. Um. Don't tell me. Don't tell me.
juliana - Sep 09, 2004 6:59:10 am PDT #6625 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
edit: dammit, this is what I get for trying to provide context.
shakes not-so-wee fist at Deena, but in a loving manner
DavidS - Sep 09, 2004 7:58:10 am PDT #6626 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
In Bitches. Debet made me snerk.
Daniel Jensen: "Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004
DebetEsse: I often find that I wake up at the High School level. Sleepy, belligerent, and unable to process thoughts higher than the bottom level or two of Mazlow's Heirarchy of Needs.
As for the rest of it, all I can figure is that we have split-level illiteracy. Don't worry, I'm going to sleep now. It won't get worse.
KristinT: I wake up almost every morning at the high school level. Like right now, for example, when one of my junior...yes, junior, as in 16 years old...students has climbed under a table in the corner, pulled a recycling bin in front of him and started wailing, "She told me to curl up in the corner and diiiiiiiiie.....so here I am and I'm gonna cryyyyyyy..." Did Mazlow have a stepstool to reach the bottom level? I may need it.
DXMachina - Sep 09, 2004 2:28:19 pm PDT #6627 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Raquel, in LotR discussing the RotK Special Edition tchotchke:
Minas Tirith opens up and you can store stuff inside? Huh. For some reason that wasn't the first use that sprang to my mind. (The first involved a Denethor action figure, some lighter fluid, and a match).
Beverly - Sep 09, 2004 2:40:49 pm PDT #6628 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Ginger in Bitches, during a flurry of school fight songs--
I wonder if the school that has the banana slug as a mascot has a song. We could write one for them:
Banana slug, banana slug
Into ugly you put the ugh
Banana slug, when you have time
Cover the other team with slime.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 10, 2004 12:15:12 am PDT #6629 of 10000
What is even happening?
deb: It has been remarked that the Tact Fairy was not invited to my christening.
Katie M - Sep 10, 2004 8:18:35 am PDT #6630 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
In Natter:
NoiseDesign: The sappy music on Bush's site makes me want to take my own life.
Gudanov: And you're not a Bush supporter. It's a campaign strategy.