In Natter:
ita: Is everyone aware that Val Kilmer IS Moses?
KristinT: For some unknown reason, I read "Val Kilmer" as "Keanu Reeves", and my brain went to a really dark, disturbing place.
"Dude! Let my people go! Whoa...are those frogs?"
Man, you just get darker and darker, and the weird thing is, your aura? Beige.
Host ,'Why We Fight'
Coffee On My Monitor
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DXMachina - Sep 09, 2004 2:40:58 am PDT #6623 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Deena - Sep 09, 2004 6:58:52 am PDT #6624 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
cuz it made VW spit coffee:
vw bug: I had forgotten about all the different “types” of students in a class…especially one that is so interactive. There is the know-it-all, the interrupter, the hand-waver, the can’t-get-a-word-in-edgewise (that’s no one else can get a word in, not the other way around), the complainy bitch, the whiner, the one-who-really-does-have-good-ideas-but-talks-too-much, the soaks-it-all-in person, the observer (that’d be me), and the friendly face (my bud from last semester’s honors seminar).
Topic!Cindy: Hmmm. This sounds similar to the way things are somewhere else. The word won't come to me, though. Itiner...no, that's not it. Inter-mural. Nope. Iditarod? Nope. Um. Don't tell me. Don't tell me.
juliana - Sep 09, 2004 6:59:10 am PDT #6625 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
edit: dammit, this is what I get for trying to provide context.
shakes not-so-wee fist at Deena, but in a loving manner
DavidS - Sep 09, 2004 7:58:10 am PDT #6626 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
In Bitches. Debet made me snerk.
Daniel Jensen: "Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling." —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004
DebetEsse: I often find that I wake up at the High School level. Sleepy, belligerent, and unable to process thoughts higher than the bottom level or two of Mazlow's Heirarchy of Needs.
As for the rest of it, all I can figure is that we have split-level illiteracy. Don't worry, I'm going to sleep now. It won't get worse.
KristinT: I wake up almost every morning at the high school level. Like right now, for example, when one of my junior...yes, junior, as in 16 years old...students has climbed under a table in the corner, pulled a recycling bin in front of him and started wailing, "She told me to curl up in the corner and diiiiiiiiie.....so here I am and I'm gonna cryyyyyyy..." Did Mazlow have a stepstool to reach the bottom level? I may need it.
DXMachina - Sep 09, 2004 2:28:19 pm PDT #6627 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Raquel, in LotR discussing the RotK Special Edition tchotchke:
Minas Tirith opens up and you can store stuff inside? Huh. For some reason that wasn't the first use that sprang to my mind. (The first involved a Denethor action figure, some lighter fluid, and a match).
Beverly - Sep 09, 2004 2:40:49 pm PDT #6628 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Ginger in Bitches, during a flurry of school fight songs--
I wonder if the school that has the banana slug as a mascot has a song. We could write one for them:
Banana slug, banana slug
Into ugly you put the ugh
Banana slug, when you have time
Cover the other team with slime.
Topic!Cindy - Sep 10, 2004 12:15:12 am PDT #6629 of 10000
What is even happening?
deb: It has been remarked that the Tact Fairy was not invited to my christening.
Katie M - Sep 10, 2004 8:18:35 am PDT #6630 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
In Natter:
NoiseDesign: The sappy music on Bush's site makes me want to take my own life.
Gudanov: And you're not a Bush supporter. It's a campaign strategy.
JohnSweden - Sep 10, 2004 10:31:59 am PDT #6631 of 10000
I can't even.
The Lutheran discussion returns with bonus slaughter of the innocent:
Deb G:
I have no Lutherans in my sink. I murdered them all, a la the de Valois Massacre of the Heugenots. I poured Clorox Cleanser with Bleach on all their tiny little germy heads, and listened to them scream, and I spared none of them.
Fear me.Gud:
I killed them all too, I scalded them with hot water and scoured them with Ajax.amych:
Bleach them all, and God will know his own.
Connie Neil - Sep 10, 2004 11:55:06 am PDT #6632 of 10000
brillig
Le Empresse, in Les Bitches
There's a chick in my corporate office who likes to email me whenever I have made a typo and be really condescending. I asked Emily to smite her. MM had this to say.
Ah. The Smiting of the Condescending Wank-person. Just like in Exegesis 19:35 hut hut:
35 And verily didst the Lord speak unto Herbert and the Lord did say:
36 "Thou hast cast aspersions on My typing too much. Shall I not, now, cast thine soul unto Perdition? Seek you now your salvateon?"
37 And Herbert didst answer his Lord saying: "Lord...'salvation' is spelled with an 'i', not an 'e'."
38 And the Lord did send down lightnings to slap Herbert as though he were a bitch.
39 And the Lord spake: "Herbert, thou bring shame unto your father's house. For thou art a wanker."
40 And Herbert did weep as a little girl.