Nutty in Natter, context be damned:
I need to shut up now or the karma gods will catch GWB in the oval office getting blown by someone named Nooty.
Right. Piano. Because that's what we used to kill that big demon that one time. No, wait. That was a rocket launcher.
Xander ,'Touched'
Coffee On My Monitor
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JohnSweden - Aug 31, 2004 7:08:22 am PDT #6601 of 10000
I can't even.
ChiKat - Aug 31, 2004 8:02:25 am PDT #6602 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
In Bitches:
Polter-Cow: I just re-read the Bill of Rights. Man, those were some good rights.
JohnSweden: Nostalgia for the old days when they existed?
Polter-Cow - Aug 31, 2004 8:46:37 am PDT #6603 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
In Bitches, ita teaches me how to go on a safari:
Here's another one, P-C.
1: I'm going on safari, and I'm bringing an angel.
2: I'm going on safari, and I'm bringing a serpent.
1: Nope.
3: I'm going on safari and I'm bringing a pearly gate.
1: Nope.
4: I'm going on safari and I'm bring an immortal
1: Yes!
4: <smug smile>
5: I'm going on safari and I'm bringing a god?
1: Nope.
6: I'm going on safari and I'm bringing a spike?
1: Yup.
And then someone says "Guys who slept with Buffy???" and 2 and 3 and 5 try and kill 1.
Trudy Booth - Aug 31, 2004 11:36:59 am PDT #6604 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Liese S.: Someone knocked on my door with a box. Now I have forty-eight guitar picks, twenty pairs of drum sticks, five trigger cables, two humidifiers, and a pewter drum key made into jewelry.
It's like the twelve days of Christmas, but without all the extraneous service workers and livestock.
Pix - Sep 01, 2004 11:41:34 am PDT #6605 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
In Bitches, I hurt myself laughing at connie's response, just because I can almost literally hear Nilly saying it.
beth b
we aren't keeping Nilly?
connie neil
Sees the headlines now: "Israeli citizen held hostage by far-flung cabal of Buffy fans. Hostage says, 'No, no, I'm fine, don't hurry on my account.'"
DavidS - Sep 01, 2004 12:46:16 pm PDT #6606 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
In Natter, re Dolly the cloned sheep:
Aimee: Twas the teats that killed her.
Shrift: t accidentally snarfs water into sinus cavity
Heather: I want this to be in a ballad or epic poem or play or something.
P-Cow:
The Ballad of Dolly, Sheep of the Ages
She was a sheep, a gentle sheep
Who grazed upon the field.
The farmers said they would not keep
Her food; it had congealed.
And so she brayed a sweet lament
For all her long lost hay.
Though her fate seemed heaven-sent
She would not last the day.
Dolly cried as cloned sheeps do.
And as they often will, sir,
She tripped upon her hoody-hoo.
Yes, 'twas the teats that killed her.
tiggy - Sep 01, 2004 2:57:18 pm PDT #6607 of 10000
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
tommyrot in Minearverse:
I think there should be an online support group for people suffering from Munchausen by Internet.
Yeah, I have a sick sense of humor; what of it?
Fred Pete - Sep 02, 2004 4:04:53 am PDT #6608 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
In Natter, fun with xposting:
Susan W.: I think the Kerry campaign should buy TDS spot about Bush and his words triumphing over facts and run it in all the swing states.
NovaChild: Very true. But at least then you're naked.
juliana - Sep 02, 2004 4:29:12 am PDT #6609 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
In Bitches....
MFNLaw:
Hooray, billytea! I'm glad that the planets are finally beginning their alignment for you.
billytea
Oh, let's not be too hasty in that. I can see it now:
Jupiter: "Stuff it. Let's do something nice for billytea for a change."
Saturn: "Pfft. Where's the fun in that?"
Jupiter: [leans over and whispers in Saturn's ear]
Saturn: BWAHAHAHAHA!
Trudy Booth - Sep 02, 2004 7:29:49 am PDT #6610 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Dani: The only thing that would stop me from eating a cheesecake is visible mold.