lisah in Bureaucracy:
I was trying to figure out why Beep Me has always seemed more official to me. It's because it's got "Apocalypse" in the title.
I believe that's my hey. Hey!
Xander ,'Storyteller'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Katie M - Aug 30, 2004 10:33:48 am PDT #6596 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
billytea - Aug 30, 2004 10:54:59 am PDT #6597 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Polter-Cow brings us the Disney weather forecast, in Natter:
No...one...
Rains like Gaston
Shatters panes like Gaston
No one shames all the South's hurricanes like Gaston
Polter-Cow - Aug 30, 2004 12:39:21 pm PDT #6598 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Nutty brings us a geography lesson, in Natter:
I am always a little unclear on why the collective world/map-writers respect some sensitive points of language and ignore others. Like, Cote d'Ivoire clearly kept insisting until everybody got it the way they wanted it, but the Germans gave up and said, Deutschland, Allemagne, Germany -- whatever! Just trade with us.
Pix - Aug 30, 2004 3:26:26 pm PDT #6599 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
Our long-absent, much-missed Aimee, getting right back into the swing of things in Bitches:
I would be very upset if my vibrator was also a food chopper. I would be more upset if I found out by accident.
Astarte - Aug 30, 2004 6:52:57 pm PDT #6600 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.
Betsy, critiquing P-C's mad bachelor culinary skilz, yo, in Bitches:
I mean, seriously, a dedicated pizza appliance that rotates the pizza under the heat source? That's one cat's-whisker short of the appliance that electrocutes your hot dogs for you.
JohnSweden - Aug 31, 2004 7:08:22 am PDT #6601 of 10000
I can't even.
Nutty in Natter, context be damned:
I need to shut up now or the karma gods will catch GWB in the oval office getting blown by someone named Nooty.
ChiKat - Aug 31, 2004 8:02:25 am PDT #6602 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
In Bitches:
Polter-Cow: I just re-read the Bill of Rights. Man, those were some good rights.
JohnSweden: Nostalgia for the old days when they existed?
Polter-Cow - Aug 31, 2004 8:46:37 am PDT #6603 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
In Bitches, ita teaches me how to go on a safari:
Here's another one, P-C.
1: I'm going on safari, and I'm bringing an angel.
2: I'm going on safari, and I'm bringing a serpent.
1: Nope.
3: I'm going on safari and I'm bringing a pearly gate.
1: Nope.
4: I'm going on safari and I'm bring an immortal
1: Yes!
4: <smug smile>
5: I'm going on safari and I'm bringing a god?
1: Nope.
6: I'm going on safari and I'm bringing a spike?
1: Yup.
And then someone says "Guys who slept with Buffy???" and 2 and 3 and 5 try and kill 1.
Trudy Booth - Aug 31, 2004 11:36:59 am PDT #6604 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Liese S.: Someone knocked on my door with a box. Now I have forty-eight guitar picks, twenty pairs of drum sticks, five trigger cables, two humidifiers, and a pewter drum key made into jewelry.
It's like the twelve days of Christmas, but without all the extraneous service workers and livestock.
Pix - Sep 01, 2004 11:41:34 am PDT #6605 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
In Bitches, I hurt myself laughing at connie's response, just because I can almost literally hear Nilly saying it.
beth b
we aren't keeping Nilly?
connie neil
Sees the headlines now: "Israeli citizen held hostage by far-flung cabal of Buffy fans. Hostage says, 'No, no, I'm fine, don't hurry on my account.'"