Raquel in Bitches, summing it up:
The best thing about the Olympic coverage being on multiple affiliates is not having to listen to the snarky twits on NBC. And ya know? I never wanted to know that Katie Couric calls Bob Costas "Spongebob."
Lorne: Snakes? Uh-huh. And they came out of your what? Okay. Okay, well, did they get up there themselves or is this part of a, you know, a thing? No, I'm not judging...Do we fight snakes? Angel: Only if they're giant. Or demons. Or giant demons. Are they giant demon snakes? Lorne: Well, unless this guy's 30 feet tall, I'm thinking they're of the garden variety.
'Lineage'
Coffee On My Monitor
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deborah grabien - Aug 17, 2004 3:49:18 pm PDT #6555 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Daisy Jane - Aug 17, 2004 7:17:36 pm PDT #6556 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
tommyrot: I think the issue of the proper awards ceremony behavior can best be resolved by asking the question: "What would Numfar do?"
billytea - Aug 18, 2004 8:20:53 am PDT #6557 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Hec, in Bitches, blaming it on the Bassanova:
There are so many Basset mixed breeds in my neighborhood, I have come to the conclusion that there is a sex god Basset on the loose. I have come to call him...Bassanova, and composed raps to him in a low, Big Daddy Kane style.
"Yo yo yo / my name is Bassanova / ya know I'm low slung / but I'm hung to get ovah..."
Theodosia - Aug 18, 2004 8:24:43 am PDT #6558 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Nutty on personal defense in the Movies topic:
On topic, I am sort of surprised that more horror movie villains do not use frying pans. Always the knives, they go for. These dudes are (a) villains, (b) insane, and (c) usually undead. Shouldn't they be dumber, and try to kill Our Heroine with, like, a can of creamed corn or a baguette or something? But no, always the knives, except when it's a chain saw.
Trudy Booth - Aug 18, 2004 11:12:40 am PDT #6559 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Beverly: When the elder kid was teething, the pediatrician recommended a half-teaspoon of wine in 6 oz. of liquid in his bedtime bottle. It did make him fall asleep a little easier. The younger? A social drunk. It didn't sedate him, it wound him up, and he wanted company.
Theodosia - Aug 19, 2004 6:56:47 am PDT #6560 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Raquel:
I've hit an all-time low in breakfast nutrition, and am having an ice cream float.
billytea - Aug 19, 2004 9:18:50 am PDT #6561 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
In F2F:
Lee: Anyone want some Nilly reportage?
Trudy: Nilly who?
Lee: Nilly Vanilli
Trudy: I'm in LOVE with you girl
(girl girl girl girl)
bah be bah bah BAH
billytea - Aug 20, 2004 4:38:52 am PDT #6562 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
msbelle in Natter, because I can never get enough gymnast humour:
Khorkina, the angriest gymnast in the world, is an emu impersonator.
Fred Pete - Aug 20, 2004 5:13:51 am PDT #6563 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
In Natter, billytea gives a name to a lurker.
"It's an awesome feeling. Everyone's just been so excited for me. Oh, and Mary Lou Retton has been lurking and supporting me in email."
Topic!Cindy - Aug 20, 2004 9:00:30 am PDT #6564 of 10000
What is even happening?
Hec speaks for all of us:
Happy birthday to Fay!
You're Hott and Sex-ay!
Both men and women desire you!
Who cares if this thing doesn't fucking rhyme!