'Out Of Gas'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Nutty on personal defense in the Movies topic:
On topic, I am sort of surprised that more horror movie villains do not use frying pans. Always the knives, they go for. These dudes are (a) villains, (b) insane, and (c) usually undead. Shouldn't they be dumber, and try to kill Our Heroine with, like, a can of creamed corn or a baguette or something? But no, always the knives, except when it's a chain saw.
Beverly: When the elder kid was teething, the pediatrician recommended a half-teaspoon of wine in 6 oz. of liquid in his bedtime bottle. It did make him fall asleep a little easier. The younger? A social drunk. It didn't sedate him, it wound him up, and he wanted company.
Raquel:
I've hit an all-time low in breakfast nutrition, and am having an ice cream float.
In F2F:
Lee: Anyone want some Nilly reportage?
Trudy: Nilly who?
Lee: Nilly Vanilli
Trudy: I'm in LOVE with you girl
(girl girl girl girl)
bah be bah bah BAH
msbelle in Natter, because I can never get enough gymnast humour:
Khorkina, the angriest gymnast in the world, is an emu impersonator.
In Natter, billytea gives a name to a lurker.
"It's an awesome feeling. Everyone's just been so excited for me. Oh, and Mary Lou Retton has been lurking and supporting me in email."
Hec speaks for all of us:
Happy birthday to Fay!
You're Hott and Sex-ay!
Both men and women desire you!
Who cares if this thing doesn't fucking rhyme!
NovaChild in the Quotable Angel:
I totally win it for Jesus. Cindy is going to kill me.
Matt the Bruins fan:
Dear MTV executives,
Thank you for airing the new Andy Dick television show almost constantly on your network. Doing so prompts me on a regular basis to seek quality entertainment on your competitors' networks, or abandon TV watching altogether in favor of more worthwhile pursuits.
Keep up the good work,
Matt
Gus in Firefly:
if Jones the cat was a browncoat
Take my claws, take my glands
Dope me till I cannot stand
I don't care, I'm furry
You can't take the couch from me
Take my fur, dye it black
Tell them that my luck is bad
Give me fish and spoil me
You can't take the couch from me
There's no place I can't be
Change my litter constantly
But you can't take the couch from me...