Hil R: I think the argument is that the milk and meat shouldn't mingle in your mouth. t rereads sentence. decides to keep typing

Rick V.: A friend of mine was recently invited to give the annual scholarly speech at one of the secret societies at Yale. As part of the agreement for her appearance she had to swear never to reveal any information about furniture, the dinnerware, or what was on the walls, and never to reveal the identity of the students. They pay really well, though.

SailAweigh: Talk about paranoid. Who cares what the dinnerware pattern is?

Daniel C. Jensen: It's probably trains and tunnels or something metaphorically similar.

Or they just really went nuts when the Loony Tunes glassware was available from McDonalds.

Frankenbuddha shares a HI-larious anecdote in Music:

Favorite EC story: a friend of mine was in New York with a friend of his, and they are in Manhattan talking face to face. Other person says "Hey that looks like Elvis Costello", to which my friend responded while turning around to look, "can't be; why would Elvis Costello be in New York?" just before EC walks by him and says "I might be playing Saturday Night Live, but then again, I might not." and keeps walking.

Nilly in F2F:

The combination of "sexual favors" and "Nilly's parents"? That's the stuff that COMM is made of.

ita beat me to it....

BWAH!! (helpless unspellable laughter)

Cindy shows why Buffista bon voyages are a little different, in Bitches. Topic!Cindy - Aug 9, 2004 2:07:07 pm PDT #6463 of 6476 Marked In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is. - Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut But that might still happen, I could have a brush with Minear. Blood Oath In the event that miss erikaj is killed by Tim Minear We, the Buffistas, do solemnly swear to the following:

• To start an online petition to BrINg back Erickaj, cuz she wuz da bomb

• To get Allyson and Kristen to put ads in Variety, and The Hollywood Reporter

• To send to Mr. Minear blue wheelchair wheels, and Homicide DVDs, until he resets you

• To barf up a snake, and not care if you come back wrong

In the event that these extreme measures fail, we will bury you in a padded Wonderbra, so that your step-monster will have have a tizzy. Furthermore, we will hire Belzer to give your eulogy.

Signed, The Buffistas Note to self: Check to see if [link] has billboard truck time left.

Fay teaches the Bitches how to translate English->English:

Amych! OMG!!!!WTF!!! That's, liek, totally cool!!!

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

(Because that's pretty much how I felt when I read it. Well, you know, in translation - the UK thought process was probably more along the lines of :"Blimey! Well that's just...gosh. Jolly good show, old girl!" But it translates into American as seen above.)

(((VW))) - that sucks donkey cock. (UK version: 'Bother.')

Erika - Wooohooo! Go Erika! Go Erika! Go Erika! (UK version: That's quite remarkably good news.)

amych: In spite of the sleep deprivation, I'm awake enough to know for certain that the BF is now the FF.

meep.

Fay: Amych! OMG!!!!WTF!!! That's, liek, totally cool!!!

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

(Because that's pretty much how I felt when I read it. Well, you know, in translation - the UK thought process was probably more along the lines of :"Blimey! Well that's just...gosh. Jolly good show, old girl!" But it translates into American as seen above.)

Matt: is this a new development?

amych: Yep. I upgraded the BF.

SailAweigh: amych, w00t! You upgraded! Get him a larger hard drive?

NovaChild: Okay, FF? I'm just missing it, and keep coming up "femme fatale" and "Firefly"

Which just doesn't make sense.

I gather it's a fiancé. Fatal Fiancé? Female fiancé? Fat fiancé? Fiancétical friend? First fuck? Final fuck? Fucking fiancé?

tommyrot: When amych first mentioned that her BF had become an FF, I thought, "Her boyfriend is now a female friend? He got a sex-change?"

amych: Okay, okay, have mercy! FF was MM's term for the Empress, back when she was a faithful fiancee, and it was the first thing that came to my fingers on, as I think I mentioned, no sleep whatsoever.

As much as he may be fair, faithful, occasionally fucking, and always a fiancetical friend, BF 2.0 is obviously in need of a different set of initials -- I'll probably just go on calling him BF or S or That Guy With The Sword, but y'all are welcome to come up with other suggestions.

Deena: She keeps trying to go swimming in the fish tank this morning. She says the fish are scared. I think, if they knew what she was planning, they certainly would be.