In Natter:
Sean: TIM HORTON'S IS PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Calli: Oh, good. Low carb then.
Everybody dies, Tracey. Someone's carrying a bullet for you right now, doesn't even know it. The trick is to die of old age before it finds you.
Mal ,'The Message'
Coffee On My Monitor
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billytea - Aug 06, 2004 7:11:23 am PDT #6508 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
amych - Aug 06, 2004 8:29:33 am PDT #6509 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Matt the Bruins Fan hits the nail squarely on the head...:
I don't think nearly so many of the family values people would have a problem with gay marriage if it were only extended to hot women and they were allowed to watch.
deborah grabien - Aug 06, 2004 9:19:11 am PDT #6510 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
in Bitches, making me snort a half-eaten Anne W-baked nutless biscotti out of one nostril:
askye: Annoying Guy co worker just asked another coworker (how's on a diet and everyone knows about that) what her "magic" weight is.
Steph L.: What is a "magic" weight? The weight at which you can levitate? Or the weight at which doves fly out of your ass?
DXMachina - Aug 06, 2004 12:02:10 pm PDT #6511 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
In Music:
DavidS: Plus, my back starts killing me if I have to stand for two hours.
Jon B.: I used to have that problem but, I swear, my Fluevogs have added years to my club-going life.
Steph L.: I'll take "Things Overheard At the Rockers' Retirement Home" for $400, Alex.
juliana - Aug 06, 2004 12:40:46 pm PDT #6512 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
ita in Natter:
::palpates::
I do feel doomed, but I'm pretty sure I felt this doomed yesterday. It gets so hard to tell. Since the last election, there's just been doom overload.
Kat - Aug 06, 2004 2:11:32 pm PDT #6513 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
ita in Movies:
You, living in weirdo SF, may have a war hammer in your cupboard you consider a household tool. Dollars to donuts Jesse's is a little more Home Depot than Homicidal Despot.
Gris - Aug 06, 2004 8:57:54 pm PDT #6514 of 10000
Hey. New board.
Later, in Movies:
Hec: Note to ita's file: adjust ratio so that Thinks About Lethal Property Of Commonplace Objects In Her Idle Time is greater than Thinks About Wet, Bespectacled, Barefoot Men In Her Idle Time.
ita: What do you think these men are holding in their hands?
Hec: I don't know. Hammers? Your left breast? Commonplace objects? Bowie Knives? Krav manuals dog-eared at pages 33-40? Eddie Izzard DVDs? Eddie Izzard's left breast?
deborah grabien - Aug 07, 2004 8:06:41 am PDT #6515 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Heather Alayne in Bitches, forcing me to snorkle perfectly good French roast:
I was out with two actual golddiggers. My eyes rolled so hard I had to pick them up off the floor lest they be trampled on by the tiny tiny kitten heels.
Theodosia - Aug 07, 2004 12:50:15 pm PDT #6516 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
JZ in Natter:
I am now very good at making suppurating sores, utilizing only a little lipliner, pale powder base, and clear nail polish. My suppurating sores earned effusive praise from the usually silent program chair. Go team sores!
billytea - Aug 08, 2004 6:41:35 pm PDT #6517 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
This was no doubt just waiting for me to come along. Steph, in Bitches:
Only in my heart do I lust for a platypus.