Oh, I wish those council guys would let me have an hour alone in the room with her, if I was larger and had grenades.

Willow ,'Storyteller'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Trudy Booth - Aug 11, 2004 7:38:15 am PDT #6527 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Deena: She keeps trying to go swimming in the fish tank this morning. She says the fish are scared. I think, if they knew what she was planning, they certainly would be.


juliana - Aug 12, 2004 5:09:09 am PDT #6528 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Jon B., in Natter:

I'm now imagining a Borg Barbie: "American Girl dolls! You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Math is hard."


JenP - Aug 12, 2004 6:15:25 am PDT #6529 of 10000

In Firefly re: FF DVD viewage at a yarn spinning retreat ...

Anne W: I find it amusing that Firefly has entered the crafting community.

Theodosia: It's all those stencils in the dining room set. And Jayne's hat. Crafters! In! Space! Where No Crafter Has Gone Before....


Theodosia - Aug 12, 2004 6:50:25 am PDT #6530 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Insights into the childhood play of Buffistas in Natter:

Gudanov:

I made a huge Millenium Falcon out of cardboard and masking tape for my Star Wars action figures.

tommyrot:

See, as a child I never would have gone through all that trouble, unless my ultimate goal was to set it on fire.

sarameg:

We subjected ours to duststorms, avalanches, explosions and monsoons in the tractor tire sandbox we had. We liked simulating natural and unnatural disasters. Of course, sometimes this meant limbs were lost. One Han Solo had to have his head reattached with superglue and went on to a stellar career in modelling telescopes- he was just to scale.


Katie M - Aug 12, 2004 7:24:30 am PDT #6531 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

shrift in Natter:

Were I actually driving right now, my posts would read less whiny and more overeducated Eminem with an anxiety disorder.


Trudy Booth - Aug 12, 2004 8:29:22 am PDT #6532 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

kat perez: I actually ran across From Justin to Kelly. Horrifyingly, frighteningly bad. And since I have this compulsion when it comes to teen movies, I watched the whole thing.


kat perez - Aug 12, 2004 11:53:40 am PDT #6533 of 10000
"We have trust issues." Mylar

The greatest thing you'll ever learn/Is to COMM and be COMM'ed in return.

Noise Design (a brave, brave man) in Natter:

If it would get him out of office I'd blow Dubya on National Television. I'd even swallow.


Topic!Cindy - Aug 12, 2004 3:05:51 pm PDT #6534 of 10000
What is even happening?

connie neil: Calling billytea!

Giant mutant ant colony found in Australia
MELBOURNE, Australia (AFP) - A huge ant colony measuring 100 kilometres (62 miles) across has been found under the southern Australian city of Melbourne, scientists said.
Monash University researcher Elissa Suhr said the supercolony of Argentine ants was threatening native biodiversity in Australia's second largest city.
Suhr said the introduced pest's natural aggression kept numbers under control in its native country but the genetic make-up of the ants found in Australia had mutated allowing them to cooperate to build the supercolony.

Giant mutant ants. Australia needs billytea.

-t: I'm sure it's a serious problem for Melbourne, but I am finding the idea of mutant ants whose superpower is cooperation quite charming

ita: Can you imagine getting bitten by one of them and turning into a (ptui) team player?

How incredibly disappointing.


sfmarty - Aug 12, 2004 4:01:46 pm PDT #6535 of 10000
Who? moi??

They have a sister colony under my house. (grrrr)


juliana - Aug 13, 2004 4:18:33 am PDT #6536 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Continuing the antly fun:

Robin: I heard that colony of ants is beleived to be awaiting an event of some sort--that their unprecedented cooperation is geared towards one end. Scientists have decoded a series of sonar beeps from the colony and they seem to be saying "Billytea, Oh Antly Lord, all is prepared for your return"

Lilty Cash: I can't help but picture them in little ant sneakers and drinking red Kool Aid.